So, while depressed thinking about how, at the moment, I'm COMPLETELY UNABLE to 'get it up' even looking at p**rn, the idea of becoming a Catholic priest came into my head.
The Catholic tradition runs in my family.
Although an atheist at the moment, perhaps some quack using hypnosis could make me believe Catholicism, and then I could enter a seminar, and afterwards, be ordained a priest.
Not to mention, considering how dead my libido is at the moment, it would be extremely easy to live in sanctity.
Plus, my duty would consist chiefly of presiding masses and hearing of people's naughty behavior (which could elicit some envy, I admit). And I would get to live in a fancy building, with a very respectable position and social status (generally speaking).
And also, as a priest, no one would care if I lose my hair. It would enhance my reputation as a man of faith. Personally I was always suspicious of priests with too much hair, and I notice that people almost expect them to have little and/or white hair.
Do you think this would be going too far??