Post A Short Poem About Hairloss :)

FootyStar

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Might lighten the mood on this forum a little? My contribution's below:

"Fina gave me man tits,
Min0x killed my dick,
To the girl getting fucked in th'apartment below:
Shut the f*** up you b**ch."

-_-

Most beautiful poems I've read in a while DBW.

Would it kill people to be a little quieter when they're doing the deed?
 
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Austin:316

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Hairloss is the ultimate test
That a man will ever face:
One day he looks his very best,
Next, the most vile of his race;
His hours become filled with unrest,
And sorrow takes passion's place,
And every Norwood one hairline our sad eyes see
Reminds us what we were, and never more may be.

There was a time, not long ago,
When hair was never a worry,
But the seed fate chose to sew
Reaped misery in a hurry;
And although the process is slow
There's a gloom I cannot bury;
My hopes, likes trees after a storm, lay uprooted,
And the million joys that lived in me are muted.

Of all the pangs life can produce;
Of all the griefs of heart and mind;
Of all the pains love will induce;
Of all sadness the soul may find;
Of all worries, whose only use
Is to leave the spirit confined:
None can parralel baldness's brutal bleakness,
The cruelest of all ailments - man's weakest weakness.
 
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tellersquill

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It falls to the mattress
The pillow
The bathroom sink
It falls everywhere
Slowly evacuating from your once precious mane
And now you stare into the mirror
Broken and brittle
You've lost your reflection
Who you used to be
You tell yourself it doesn't matter
That you've never really cared
So you run to your bedroom
Safe from the world
But there's a demon growing
He lurks and he lurks
For he feeds off the hair
That your head seems to shirk
And now you feel a monster
For what the beast has done
As you slowly morph from you
Into something come on done
And then you claw
Scratch
Pull
Punch
Pulverise yourself
You look back into the mirror
And then you are gone
 
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PappinAce

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Hairloss is the ultimate test
That a man will ever face:
One day he looks his very best,
Next, the most vile of his race;
His hours become filled with unrest,
And sorrow takes passion's place,
And every Norwood one hairline our sad eyes see
Reminds us what we were, and never more may be.

There was a time, not long ago,
When hair was never a worry,
But the seed fate chose to sew
Reaped misery in a hurry;
And although the process is slow
There's a gloom I cannot bury;
My hopes, likes trees after a storm, lay uprooted,
And the million joys that lived in me are muted.

Of all the pangs life can produce;
Of all the griefs of heart and mind;
Of all the pains love will induce;
Of all sadness the soul may find;
Of all worries, whose only use
Is to leave the spirit confined:
None can parralel baldness's brutal bleakness,
The cruelest of all ailments - man's weakest weakness.

damn dude, very nice. even facing hair loss you are able to do good work and convey feelings really well
 

SmoothSailing

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As my hair slowly goes,
as it's growth slows and slows,
I find it harder to get these hoes,
I find it harder to to find the pros,
Of living this life full of woes.

But in the end it's all alright,
because I don't really give a shite,
f*** these b****s and f*** this hair,
My head will forever stay so bare.
 

whatevr

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Got dat damn hair
Y'all fullheads beware
Cuz I'm comin' in hot
With these new follicles I've got

Grew some hair,
and grew some tits.
Gonna chop those off,
And keep the frizz

Swimmin' in dat E,
Cuz I ain't gonna be
That sucka who's bald
At 24 years old
 

FootyStar

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Once I had so much hair on my head.
Thought it would last til when I am dead
Then out of nowhere, within a few weeks
All of my hair follicles had fallen asleep

When this first happened, I felt just fine
I was like "men go bald all the time!"
I showed this to my friends, with a smile on my face
But they acted as if I wasn't of human race

Not long after that all my friendships parted
So I decided to get some treatments started
But there were none to be found, I was told to "own it"
To lift, to be confident and never to bemoan it

So I did thus and yet here I am
I got out there with my "confidence" to find it all a sham
I fell into depression, became the dead that could walk
That was until I found out about Hairlosstalk
 

CopeForLife

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hairloss sucks

visit slybaldguys

hit the gym hard

girls dig confident bald guys
 
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