Proof that bald men get just as much action

[Wax Headroom]

Here's a thought:
If hair loss had even the slightest effect on man's ability to get laid, it would have been weeded out by evolution millennia ago!
How do you like them apples?

 

[The Gardener]

Vin Diesel - getting laid
Bruce Willis - getting laid
Kevin Costner - getting laid
The Gardener - getting laid
Sean Connery - getting laid

enough said.

 

[shivs]

Vin Diesel - getting laid
Bruce Willis - getting laid
Kevin Costner - getting laid
The Gardener - getting laid
Sean Connery - getting laid

enough said.


They also have millions of dollars which helps out alot!

 

[George Costanza]

Yea, if your rich, famous, and good looking, it doesn't matter how much hair you have. Unfortunately, I'm none of those things! :evil:

 

[Hairybush1]

The mere fact that they are still marketable after going bald, says alot. You are dealing with Hollywood after all and if those guys are still good enough for them, than their good enough for anyone.

 

[Wax Headroom]

Indeed!
Vin was even bald BEFORE he got famous!
I need examples like these all I can get. I'm trying to be a rock star.
Look at Moby. He was q-ball and in his 30s when he made it.
I think our fears really are largely in our minds.
I'm still fighting it though. Heh.

But seriously, throughout history bald men MUST have just as much sex as haired men, otherwise there wouln't be any male pattern baldness (or there would be a lot less). It's just our superficial youth oriented popular culture that gives us our paranoia.
Knowing this, I'm still terrified of loosing my hair.
Bah

 

[tomsmith]

I need examples like these all I can get. I'm trying to be a rock star.

Billy Corgan - Smashing Pumpkins
Billy Zane- Titanic (he had a wig, but still)
Joe Santriani - Guitarist, mega rich
Patrick Stewart - Captain of the goddam Enterprise!
Paul Shaffer - Musician

That enough for now? I know how you feel. I'm growing my hair out again, last time I had it long I really took it for granted, but not this time. Keep fighting bro and if you ever make it as a big star look me up, I've always wanted to play guitar in a rock band.

 

[Lizzad]

Here's a thought:
If hair loss had even the slightest effect on man's ability to get laid, it would have been weeded out by evolution millennia ago!
How do you like them apples?

hmmmm ok Darwin.

Being short, fat, smelly & ugly has a big effect on "man's ability to get laid" yet that hasn't been "weeded out by evolution".

Point 2, it don't treat my male pattern baldness to get laid.

Point 3, perhaps male pattern baldness is a step foreward. Who knows?

Vin Diesel - getting laid
Bruce Willis - getting laid
Kevin Costner - getting laid
The Gardener - getting laid
Sean Connery - getting laid

enough said.


They also have millions of dollars which helps out alot!

As we know, a 111 year old decepid vegatable & a 3"6 ugly bald dwarf can get laid if he has money. BUT I DON'T CARE, I DON'T TREAT MY HAIRLOSS SO I CAN GET LAID. Infact, i'd be better off spending my money on new clothes, aftershave & dating handbooks if that was my objective.

 

[tomsmith]

I hear that Lizzad. Treating this disease - and if guys who drink 24 bottles of scotch get to call it a "disease" then I sure as hell get to call this one - for most of us means keeping a part of our personality, our aura even our soul. Getting laid is possibly one of the last reasons to do it, although it is a reason.

 

[Guest]

hmmmm ok Darwin.

Being short, fat, smelly & ugly has a big effect on "man's ability to get laid" yet that hasn't been "weeded out by evolution".

Point 2, it don't treat my male pattern baldness to get laid.

Point 3, perhaps male pattern baldness is a step foreward. Who knows?

quite right mr Lizzrd sir.

Evolution acts almost exclusively on species before the age of reproduction,

so if we occasionally gave birth to offspring with the trait of exploding in a shower of bone and blood somewhere around their 50th birthday, they are likley to reproduce pass on the trait and explode, their children would be exposed to the same genetic code, they too would reproduce then later in life explode and so on, the trait would proliferate through the gene pool.

if on the other hand the trait was that they exploded around their 10th birthday, they would be less likley to reproduce and the trait would be bred out of the gene pool.

Hairloss in general is a feature of an older man, so those carrying the genetic predisposition are likley to sow their seed before it rears it's ugly (bald) head and thus pass on the genetic trait.

So it is never likley to be 'weeded' out.

oh, well.....

Ty

 

[The Gardener]

Lovely thought, Ty, and there is truth in it. Basically, we baldies are a living science fair exhibit for the world to laugh at. It is true. We are that bunch of bananas that you see in the store who got overripe early, and now nobody wants to take the home because we look old. We are that shaggy mutt cowering at the back of the cage of the dog pound that will never find an owner, as the visitors always take the cute young pups. We are that bald chimpanzee of the troop who looks different than the rest and never gets any chimp pussy because the chickie chimps go for the hairy virile young-looking ones. No, no chimp pussy, we just sulk at the back of the cave popping banana-flavored finasteride like tic tacs, mourning our broken dicks, while the others go out on the hunt and climb trees and do all the fun sh*t.

Hell no, not me. I'm not playing that game. I might be old and bald, but I am smarter than those full head-haired punks and I can still kick ***.

 

[Guest]

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go on count 'em they're yours

Ty
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my regime

Proscar 1.25mg
minoxidil 5% morning and evening
Nizoral shampoo every 3 days

L-Lysine 3g taken on empty stomach (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
L-Carnitine 1g taken on empty stomach (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
Alpha Lipoic Acid 100 mg daily
Ginkgo 6000mg daily (120mg extract)
Biotin 2.5mg daily (spread through the day)
MSM lignisul 6000mg daily (spread through the day)
Vitamin C 3000mg (esther C) (spread through the day)
Vitamin E 1000 iu daily
Snickers Bar (chocolate coated nut based treat) daily
Multivitamin Solgar Formula VM75
Multiminiral Solgar Pure Amino Acid Chelated
Green Tea 3-5 cups daily
Cod Liver Oil 1000mg daily
Resveratrol 250 mg daily

L-Arginine (taken with antioxidant) 3g taken on empty stomach before bed (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
L-Ornithine 3g taken on empty stomach before bed (cycled 6 weeks on 2 off)
Meltatonin 3 mg before bed (cycled 3 days on 3 days off)

 

[Scentless_Apprentice]

Scentless_apprentice - dating a hooter's girl

By the way havent posted in a while...sup guys

 

[Redbone]

I know a ton of chix who dig shaved heads in fact it is very trendy- no one isn't going to f*** you because your thinning or bald. Girls are stupid today anyway they dont know if most guys are shaved to be trendy or to cover up thinning scalp- either that or they dont care. Stone cold steve Austin did a helluva lot for the bald dudes giving the goatee and shaved head mainstream popularity.

The ability to get laid is in guys heads. I knew the goofiest looking guys who fucked the most women. Even beating Mr. Handsome out of a bunch, thats me by the way.