Regime Change

[The Gardener]

After a lot of tinkering, I finally came across a winning regime. Here it is.
You need to procure yourselves a wizard's robe (a REAL one, not just some phony costume) and a pointy hat.

Oh, and whilst preparing the mixture, it is required that you chant this aloud, VERY loud, to ensure the proper spirits are beckoned.

Tail of horse, and a penguin's beak!
sprig of thyme and take a leak
Ether of Lizzad and eye of newt!
chickens' blood on your wizard's suit!

One redbone and a dolphin's hip!
Stir in swedish boy's cream and then take a sip
Four pints of rogaine and a dab of crows pus!
piece of Chewy's chorizo and knob from a bus

Add in some spironolactone, yes right in the pot
And some balsamic vinegar so that it won't rot
Some Cassin liquor and Ty's old sock
A sprig of marijuana and Youngguy's broken c***

wait for the smoke to turn a deep pink
and carefully take it to the nearest sink
fill up your dauber and do it with care
and to the great Doctor Lee offer up a long prayer
take a sh*t,
and appearing in the mirror is your brand new hair!

 

[HairlossTalk]

Spooky!

Oh by the way, you can remove your sig contents now that you have your regimen in the regimen area. If you want to

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[unicron73]

the reginme link is nice, but the good thing with it in the signature area, is that you see it right away, and you can see how people's have changed...granted I am a dick and havent posted mine, but that is cause I am still unsure as to what is is.