Russia's giving bald men rights in politics

[Boondock]

We've all heard that it's hard for a bald man to become leader of a country. Fortunately, Russia have found a solution to this problem.

By a secret system, they have ensured a rotating leadership between the bald community and the NW1s. Both communities alternate leadership of the country, in a system that has proved effective for centuries.

Witness a couple of centuries of this rotation in action. All of these leaders are real.

President Medvedev (2008-Present; Norwood Status = good)

President Vladimir Putin (2000-2008; Norwood Status = level 6)

President Boris Yeltsin (1991-1999; Norwood Status = good)

General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev (1985-1991; Norwood Status = level 7, with added birth mark deformity)

General Secretary Konstantin Chernenko (1984-1985; Norwood Status = good)

General Secretary Yuri Andropov (1982-1984; Norwood Status = Level 6)

General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev (1964-1982; Norwood Status = good)

First Secretary Nikita Khruschev (1953-1964; Norwood Status = extreeeeeme Norwood)

General Secretary Joseph Stalin (1924-1953; Norwood Status = good)

Chairman V.I. Lenin (1917-1924; Norwood Status = Level 7)

Tsar Nicholas II (1894-1917; Norwood Status = good)

Tsar Alexander III (1881-1894; Norwood Status = Level 6)

Tsar Alexander II (1855-1881; Norwood Status = not bad for an old guy, could get good coverage with dermmatch)

Emperor Nicholas I (1825-1855; Norwood Status = Level 6)

Emperor Alexander I (1801-1825; Norwood Status = not bad)

Emperor Paul I (1796-1801; Norwood Status = Level 5+, creative combing)

Catherine the Great (1762-1796; Norwood Status = female, immunity to Norwood)

 

[Nene]

Good coverage with dermatch :woot: . That cracked me up. Damn, Stalin had some good hair My friend had a professor who had a theory about Russian leaders and how they switched from bald to hairy, lol.

 

[Boondock]

Yeah man, Stalin had awesome hair. He was hot stuff in his early 20s - he wouldn't look out of place in a boy band today:

 

[bigentries]

Considering Putin is always listed among the most popular and attractive (the guys still keeps in shape) politicians in the world, it's a good exception to the rule that politicians without hair can't compete in government

Another example about how some people can be immune to attacks against their baldness while some are constantly reminded about their lack of hair.

 

[VoteForPedro]

lol. BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ON THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE! lol.

 

[Belmondo]

This has nothing to do with hair loss, but I read somewhere that Catherine the Great used to choose the most attractive members of her army and force them to have sex with her. Is this true?

 

[BrightonBaldy]

What a topic!

How many of those people were voted in by the people?! Its hardly politics.

 

[s.a.f]

This has nothing to do with hair loss, but I read somewhere that Catherine the Great used to choose the most attractive members of her army and force them to have sex with her. Is this true?

Yes thats the rumour also that she used to 'enjoy the company' of horses !!
Infact the rumour is she died after she was crushed by one.

 

[Belmondo]

This has nothing to do with hair loss, but I read somewhere that Catherine the Great used to choose the most attractive members of her army and force them to have sex with her. Is this true?

Yes thats the rumour also that she used to 'enjoy the company' of horses !!
Infact the rumour is she died after she was crushed by one.

:woot: :woot:

Queen Elizabeth is very fond of horses, too. I wonder...

 

[Draco88]

lol it was funny scrolling throug the photos and seeing how they changed..but props to 'creative combing' haha