Spunk topical cure!

[Guest]

http://www.geocities.com/myhairregrowth/


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[Youngin]

this is amazing
how many times must you apply though?
are there any studies related to this?

 

[Bismarck]

goldshower works better

 

[JesusFreak]

That's f'ing sick!

However, when women take it orally it is actually good for their complexions. Oh, if they buy that, also tell them it's dose dependent.

 

[muii]

what do you guys think...he seems pretty serious about it...

 

[socks]

JesusFreak Writes:

However, when women take it orally it is actually good for their complexions. Oh, if they buy that, also tell them it's dose dependent.

ROFLMAO

No sh*t bro


VICCI Writes:

what do you guys think...he seems pretty serious about it...

110% Bull-sh*t. Any dude that puts sperm on their head is a freaking butt-pirate.

 

[jx]

you know that if it came out that c*m on your scalp worked, all of you would drain your balls each day.

 

[helpmefindmyhair]

you know that if it came out that c*m on your scalp worked, all of you would drain your balls each day.

Word.

 

[Chujgcha]

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[The Gardener]

Please. Have you guys not heard of satirically dry humor before? This guy is a fellow hairloss sufferer who is making fun at our superstitious affinity for exotic (er, erotic) wonder solutions to our baldness.

The website is a joke, a prank. That's my call on it.

 

[socks]

Actually he originally posted under the name "Dan" on http://www.regrowth.com.

He "acted" quite serious about it. I guess he just wants to see how many morons he can get to put jizz on their heads LoL

 

[blue]

Whats up with all these masturbation theories?between this and golden showers i mean when is it going to stop?

 

[Chujgcha]

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[Guest]

Please. Have you guys not heard of satirically dry humor before? This guy is a fellow hairloss sufferer who is making fun at our superstitious affinity for exotic (er, erotic) wonder solutions to our baldness.

The website is a joke, a prank. That's my call on it.

Yeah it is a prank. Sonebody at HLH pointed out that the photos are taken of the Merck propecia site.

 

[Slartibartfast]

You can't use sperm as a hair growth topical, you need something packed full of nitrogen like horse dung. Now don't go rubbing steaming piles of horse crap straight onto your head, that's just plain crazy, oh no you need to mix it together with some water first. Any standard blender or food processor will do, and into this place 16oz. of the horse sh*t, preferably still warm, then pour on 12 fluid oz. of cold water (nice and slow to avoid splashing) add the juice of half a lemon and mix till you've broken down all the lumps.

You're now ready to fill your container of choice with this guaranteed* hair growth formula, which should be refrigerated to maintain its potency and used at least 3 times per week to guarantee* success.

*Note: there is no evidence to support the claim of this product being beneficial in the regrowth of hair.

 

[Guest]

The Poop topical is good sh*t. Full of bacteria to kill of DHT. Also more convenient to apply than having men jack off on your head.

 

[Guest]

The Poop topical is good sh*t. Full of bacteria to kill of DHT. Also more convenient to apply than having men jack off on your head.

Other mens sh*t tends to offer superior regrowth as your own can contain DHT that is biologically matched to your own hair follicles and often contains traces of nuts (which can be a problem for some), there are plenty of places online that you can get good quality human sh*t from, try http://www.fineassshit.com or http://www.straightouttamycrack.co.uk both offer good deals if you buy in bulk, but storage can be a problem, my latest delivery has certainly raised a few eyebrows in my house.

A better solution is to buy prisoners sh*t, it's efficacy is identical to normal peoples sh*t but comes in a 50lb block (as oppossed to a normal 10lb block) costs the same and can de divided (with a sh*t cutter from any chemist/health food store) into 5ths to save money.

If you are going to use human sh*t, it is advisable to combine this with a good shampoo/conditioner as it can dry your hair out.

good luck


Ty

 

[Guest]

For guys in the UK who are looking for good sh*t I buy most of mine from

http://www.shitforreal.co.uk or http://www.turds-r-us.co.uk

both offer quality crap and if you buy 5 buckets of sh*t you get one free plus some rubber gloves for free, esp handy for those of you with dainty hands.

 

[Slartibartfast]

A better solution is to buy prisoners sh*t, it's efficacy is identical to normal peoples sh*t but comes in a 50lb block (as oppossed to a normal 10lb block) costs the same and can de divided (with a sh*t cutter from any chemist/health food store) into 5ths to save money.

No need to waste money on specialist tools, just use a sturdy kitchen knife (wipe clean before placing it in with the cutlery) and don't forget that pregnant women shouldn't handle those split blocks.

 

[Chujgcha]

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