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It began with the forging of the Bald Rings.
Three were given to the forum mods, abusive, angriest...dumbest (and baldest) of all beings.
Seven to the Bald Lords, all-knowing forum posters and craftsmen of New Research, Studies and Technologies citings.
And Nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of bald men of misc who, above all else, desire confidence.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to conquer baldness.
But they were all of them deceived.
...for another ring was made.
In the land of Hairlosstalk, in the fires of Mount Merck, the Dark Lord DHT forged in secret a Master Androgen Ring to control all others.
...and into this Ring he poured his independent studies, his anecdotal evidence and his will to dominate all baldies.
One Ring to rule them all...
One by one the Low Norwood lands of Hairlosstalk fell to the power of the ring.
But there were some...who resisted.
A last alliance of Low and High Norwoods marched against the armies of DHT. On the slopes of Mount Merck they fought for the freedom of hair.
@El grande follicle
@The last follicle
@The last of the follicles
@follicular something
@Heinrich Harrer
... and some four others I forget about right now because they were getting shadowbanned...
... nine companions...
So be it.
You shall be the fellowship of the Androgenic ring.
To be continued...
Three were given to the forum mods, abusive, angriest...dumbest (and baldest) of all beings.
Seven to the Bald Lords, all-knowing forum posters and craftsmen of New Research, Studies and Technologies citings.
And Nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of bald men of misc who, above all else, desire confidence.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to conquer baldness.
But they were all of them deceived.
...for another ring was made.
In the land of Hairlosstalk, in the fires of Mount Merck, the Dark Lord DHT forged in secret a Master Androgen Ring to control all others.
...and into this Ring he poured his independent studies, his anecdotal evidence and his will to dominate all baldies.
One Ring to rule them all...
One by one the Low Norwood lands of Hairlosstalk fell to the power of the ring.
But there were some...who resisted.
A last alliance of Low and High Norwoods marched against the armies of DHT. On the slopes of Mount Merck they fought for the freedom of hair.
@El grande follicle
@The last follicle
@The last of the follicles
@follicular something
@Heinrich Harrer
... and some four others I forget about right now because they were getting shadowbanned...
... nine companions...
So be it.
You shall be the fellowship of the Androgenic ring.
To be continued...