The future looks bleak

[MidnightFlyer]

It's the 23rd century.

The Starship Enterprise departs Earth with a very bald Captain, Jean Luc Picard at the helm.

His Starlog begins, "Captains Log, Stardate 2217. 9.

"I am leaving this planet behind. I shall not return for two years. At that time I have been informed by the great-great grandson of Dr. Gho, that his technique of follicular multiplication will be a stunning reality. So I will come back in two years - and rid myself of this dastardly hairloss situation, once and for all.

Captain Picard out."

 

[Cal Que Later]

I mean everyone on Star Trek had great hair then all of a sudden you start seeing more bald people in the Next Generation one. Maybe the Borg went back in time and killed the almighty Gho and cloning never came around, because lets be honost Gho, Gho he's our man, if he can't do it nobody can. :lol:

 

[Redbone]

What the hell is star trek have to do with this- and william Shatner wore and still does wear a piece.

 

[hair mchair]

I'm sure baldness will be eliminated by the 24th century.

Holy sh*t, I'm on a baldness website talking about Star Trek. Someone please f*****g kill me, I beg you.

 

[Cal Que Later]

I would kill you but I could only afford one bullet due to all that hair loss products I am buying, and I am saving it for me in case none of them work.

 

[joe_mama]

Hey

That gives me a great idea for a hair loss product to sell here.....

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[Redbone]

Quit squaking and buy a hair system- Its works for Burt Reynolds...