The Incredulous Reasoning Of "You Have Hair Though Right"

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Butterbean Head

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Okey Dokey Then, I've been fully bald since 23 sly since 24(now 43). Over the years I've had people tell me I choose to shave all my hair off and I could grow my hair back if I wanted to.
I am very pale, so when I bic the horseshoe it's not visible. I also adorn facial hair so I think people believe I choose to adopt this style.
A friend of mine thought I had a full head of hair and could grow it back anytime I wanted. Now we know some black specimens choose to shave, but it's extremely rare a white specimen would not only use clippers, but then go completely sly.....especially with Irish/Swedish complexion.

The ignorance of the general public is frightening when it comes to losing one's hair. I suppose this could be applied to any subject that a person has no direct impact/experience from.

Another one of man's great traits.....
 
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Yes, I choose to get rid of my head follicles because I want to intimidate/I'm a racist/I'm weird and so forth.

The amount of strangers I've heard mutter "Why does he want to look like that!".....yeah, I suppose it's because I'm so bloody handsome(so loads of specimens keep telling me).

Oh how I yearn to suffer from Myocardial Infarction whilst walking on the local canal and then fall into the water and be consumed by the Ducks and Geese.
 
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Duh, just saw a movie where the two main characters inexplicably go from NW7 to NW0..... The director must have thought something like "nah, people don't lose their hair, NW7 is just a hairstyle :D "
 
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I know what you mean, my ex gf and a few dates i've been on have mentioned the "why don't you grow your hair" .. i always brush it off and say i like it like this...

I mean seriously they must have been blind i am NW3.. it looks ridiculous if i grow my hair longer than 2/3 days. I buzz my hair off every couple of days
 
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bald specimen have sex with my wife it's not fair
 
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JaneyElizabeth said:
It's just a big ole waste of space having that U. Gaol? Gay old
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Yes, I'm just one big positive happy f****r.

Yet, I'm neither gay(in your sense) nor old(in modern societies sense).

That really is a paradox for the pedantic poet......
 
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Never before nor since has a specimen with opposable thumbs been the main decision of derision.

The contest was long won, no contenders.
 
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