The Official 10 Rules That Will Save Your Hair

[tomsmith]

1. Take Propecia
2. Use minoxidil
3. Use Nizoral
4. No sex/donkey whacking... ever
5. No to the following - sugar, bread, potatoes, pasta, smoking, weed...
6. Eat 20-35 pounds of fish per day
7. Drink at least 6 pints of green tea per day
8. Login to HairLossTalk.com 12-27 times per day with hourly propecia problems
9. Join a gym- frequent it at least 45 times a month
10. Get a very strong tan - that will definetely attract the women with whom you cannot have sex with

Now get out there and enjoy your "life" friends. Yeehah!

 

[Redbone]

I have one rule:

1. Save $10,000 and get a hair transplant.


"Hey it worked for Robin Williams.... "

 

[Lizzad]

and don't use anabolic steroids.....oops :laugh:

 

[Guest]

I say use the 10,000 dollars on a bunch of nice hats, like one for everyday of the year. There is no point in getting a transplant if your still losing your hair, just hold out for cloning it should be around in the next 2-50 years.

 

[scud666]

I disagree with No. 9. WOuldn't going to the gym increase male hormones level, thus DHT?

 

[Axon]

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Redbone]

I disagree with no. 4 if you dont choke the chicken or have sex, your body naturaly gets rid of the excess seamen by use of the classic wet dream. So why walk around pissed for days and on edge when you can beat it till your hearts content and be happy.

like George Micheals Says " Sex is natural, sex is fun, not everybody does it but everybody should."


I say beat, beat, beat, your meat with all this internet p**rn come on.... Besides who says masturbation and sex aid hairloss?

 

[tapdoaca]

My Doctor told me Sex actually helps! So I will follow the Doctor's words and NOT STOP HAVING SEX!

 

[Redbone]

I am a weightlifter and the goal when being a natural weightlifter is to stimulate testosterone for growth. Your balls are a factory that makes this stuff like an air compressor when you need more it kicks on and stays off till you use up what you have. You need to keep that factory working by increasing the demand. When your balls are full, testosterone is still produced with no where to go. There is no outtlet for excess Test so it is converted to DHT which causes all the bad sides like male pattern baldness.

Guys who suffer from roid rage(overdose) have a lot of the same symptoms of us thinning guys. Acne, thinning hair, quick temper, irritability etc. They are injecting to much testosterone into their bodies and it is converted to DHT because they cant use it all. Balding guys make to much DHT also but they do it naturaly.

The moral is Beat it at least 5x per day to keep your hair.

 

[tapdoaca]

I wasn't going to get into the same details as you, redbone, but that's pretty much what the Doctor said. The more sex (or the more I Beat IT) the better off I will be in the HairLoss department.

 

[Guest]

Lol I thought the whole post was a joke when I saw eat 20-35 pounds of fish everyday, you gorge yourself to death on that much fish. I think the post was meant to be a joke, if not then there are some strange things on that list.

 

[Redbone]

No, I think it is a joke who the hell could do some of those things. Although, I saw where it said mastubation will make you go bald and it made me curoius when I saw no sex ever on his list. It has also been rumored that masterbation make you grow hairy palms and can make yo go blind. Bullshit

 

[drinkrum]

I disagree with No. 9. WOuldn't going to the gym increase male hormones level, thus DHT?

No.

D.

 

[bombscience]

you forgot beer and olive oil

 

[Redbone]

Beer and olive oil? Are u maiking poached salmon bomb?

 

[Axon]

Beer and olive oil? Are u maiking poached salmon bomb?

Actually, people really are using this to "treat" male pattern baldness. I'm not joking.