The Only Time I Agree With Feminists Is When I Put On Concealers.

[Aldrich]

I feel like such a subhuman f***** when I put on toppik in the morning. I guess it's to some consolation when I think about the feminized society we live in, and that it 'should' be acceptable for men to do sh*t like this. But let's face it, it isn't and never will be. A dude can put makeup on his face and girls will call him progressive, but the moment he fucks with his hair, he's a liar and a looser.

It's so f*****g unmanly to not have a thick, salt-and-pepper head of hair. It's my only goal before I turn 50. I'm so sick of this bullshit right now.

 

[Exodus2011]

I feel like such a subhuman f***** when I put on toppik in the morning. I guess it's to some consolation when I think about the feminized society we live in, and that it 'should' be acceptable for men to do sh*t like this. But let's face it, it isn't and never will be. A dude can put makeup on his face and girls will call him progressive, but the moment he fucks with his hair, he's a liar and a looser.

It's so f*****g unmanly to not have a thick, salt-and-pepper head of hair. It's my only goal before I turn 50. I'm so sick of this bullshit right now.

its literally manly to go bald lol what are you talking about?

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Aren't you worried about a woman running her fingers through your hair?

 

[Xander94]

its literally manly to go bald lol what are you talking about?

Not if you want prime attractive women.

 

[Rudiger]

Aren't you worried about a woman running her fingers through your hair?

If you clearly have hair issues and a woman still tries this, I'd be worried about the jail term.

 

[GornMyson]

I'm getting a transplant, I'm too baby face and short to wait 5-10 years waiting for a cure. Kudos to those that are gonna ride it out

 

[Hangin'on Hair]

I feel like such a subhuman f*****....

You feel like a f*****? Lol
What does that feel like?

 

[GornMyson]

You feel like a f*****? Lol
What does that feel like?

soft n meaty

 

[Exodus2011]

You feel like a f*****? Lol
What does that feel like?

everytime you put concealer on a dick gets shoved up your ***

 

[Exodus2011]

Not if you want prime attractive women.

manly does not necessarily mean attractive

 

[blackg]

You feel like a f*****? Lol
What does that feel like?

Sore.

 

[Baldingat188]

Indeed, I remember the study where bald men were shown to be more dominant.

Of course all bald men in the comment sections of the newspapers were wetting themselves over it.

Had they read the study themselves, they would have seen that they concluded that bald men were indeed seen as more dominant but also less attractive.

Yea maybe this is a plus if your 6 feet + and have a square jawline

Other then that just lol, looking masculine isn't a good thing espically if you have a young face

 

[swingline747]

I dont understand concealer, Ive tried it with little success. Am I doing it wrong? Most of the time it just falls through the hair and lands on my skin and looks odd. I got a free order of it once as a trial and used it on vaca for a week. was such a pain in the *** to make look decent I pretty much just leave it in a drawer.

 

[plisk]

Indeed, I remember the study where bald men were shown to be more dominant.

Of course all bald men in the comment sections of the newspapers were wetting themselves over it.

Had they read the study themselves, they would have seen that they concluded that bald men were indeed seen as more dominant but also less attractive.

if some studies are to be believed, social dominance is a better predictor of male sexual success than attractiveness but I doubt that really applies in the context of tinder lol..........

 

[Dante92]

 

[plisk]

i dont believe it either, but i suppose its possible there is a case of diminishing returns. I.e if you have a 6 male and a 7 male, it is possible the 6 male has better success through being higher-status, but a high status 5 male would be blown out of the water by a low status 7, etc.