These Laser Hair Removal Adverts Are Just Taking The Piss

[Rudiger]

This is supposed to be my safe haven, away from the mockery.

 

[ManinBlack]

Are you also hoping that some surgeon will graft your chest hair onto your head in case you run out of donor, as I am?

 

[Rudiger]

No. Well NOW I am.

 

[Rudiger]

The one for SMP looks hilariously like the "surgeon" is doing it to his own scalp.

Chilling image of our desperate future.

 

[ManinBlack]

I never understood the appeal of that procedure. You still have to shave down to a 0, just like you would if you just went sly. You would be stuck doing it, in fact because it would look weird if the horseshoe grew out even a little. Just seems like a lot of money and effort to seem like you are a NW1 who is shaving their head voluntarily. And what would it look like later on? I mean tattoos fade over time. The only way I would ever consider it is to try to add illusion of density to a hair transplant.

 

[Rudiger]

I'm no expert on it but I believe the optimal idea is for people with a decent hairline and very poor density to keep their hair at 0 guard and use the dots to make it look like hair. It rarely looks plausible but I have seen a few decent looking ones. Most of the images you'll see advertised are ridiculous completely sly bald, and super packed right across with a laser ruler straight line, and they look like a cartoon.

And they fade as well, actually needs to be touched up every 18 months to 2 years.