This Band Straight Up Wrote A Song About Baldness

[whatevr]

And the lyrics, of course:

It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that's afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?

I have no idea who this song is about, whether a band member (though they all seem to have a full head of hair), a friend, or someone else, but either way, from the lines:

"he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized"

I take it as being implied that this person also just started taking Finasteride and is experiencing side effects.

"Thank God it's him instead of me" - pretty much what every fullhead secretly thinks about baldness while simultaneously giving out advice like "Just shave it bro".

What do you think? I'm conflicted, musically it's a good song, good vocals and everything. But the subject matter at hand and the way it is presented is definitely bald-shaming at the worst.

 

[davesmith420]

CAN'T EXPLAIN ALL THE FEELINGS THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

 

[fixthis]

great stuff lol should be the poster song for this site

 

[CopeForLife]

wow amazing

 

[blackg]

And the lyrics, of course:



I have no idea who this song is about, whether a band member (though they all seem to have a full head of hair), a friend, or someone else, but either way, from the lines:

"he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized"

I take it as being implied that this person also just started taking Finasteride and is experiencing side effects.

"Thank God it's him instead of me" - pretty much what every fullhead secretly thinks about baldness while simultaneously giving out advice like "Just shave it bro".

What do you think? I'm conflicted, musically it's a good song, good vocals and everything. But the subject matter at hand and the way it is presented is definitely bald-shaming at the worst.

It's bald shaming. The singer from The Darkness has a long history of hiding his hairloss.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Gonna listen to this in the dark while I drink myself to sleep. Thanks bro.

 

[blackg]

Gonna listen to this in the dark while I drink myself to sleep. Thanks bro.

Maybe it won't be your style.
Very 80's glam girlie rock.

 

[rclark]

Someone, please, GET ME A GUN!

Just kidding @whatever. Nice song.

I'm going to sing it to myself, unless I get lucky, and get an INCURABLE
DEMENTIA.

 

[blackg]

Someone, please, GET ME A GUN! View attachment 84228

Just kidding @whatever. Nice song.

I'm going to sing it to myself, unless I get lucky, and get an INCURABLE
DEMENTIA.

Why did you post a photo of Cobain, mate?
Do you like Nirvana?

 

[rclark]

Why did you post a photo of Cobain, mate?
Do you like Nirvana?

Hate them. Especially the singer's name.

I can see why he "offed" himself.

 

[rclark]

@whatever

You definitely inspired me.

So, here it goes...


This is the story of your mom
Who doesn't care if I leave my socks on
Or turn the lights off
It's wherever her DNA TRAIN get's off
On it's next stop
Whenever will her next Down Syndrome egg will drop
Her menapause opens the door
She's so dry nobody can call her a "wh***"

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Lead singer Justin Hawkins was thinning!!!

He's f*****g looksmaxed though now!

Is it a wig??

 

[blackg]

Lead singer Justin Hawkins was thinning!!!

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He's f*****g looksmaxed though now!
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Is it a wig??

His hair was always thin. In the latter photo you posted his hair is just dry and puffed out somewhat, I'm guessing by the make-up crew.

 

[blackg]

Hate them. Especially the singer's name.

I can see why he "offed" himself.

All those people who jumped on the Nirvana bandwagon ....

I would like to know your opinion about this.

 

[That Guy]

Listened on Spotify because YouTube quality is sh*t.

But no, the vocals are definitely mixed a bit too low.