This is it, I can't go on!

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Today I finally went to see a doctor and it appears that I do infact have APB (*** pattern baldness).

I am really at my wits end.

During my visit to the barbers the other day to get my *** hair cropped, the *** barber told me that I was thinning on the ***-hair line more then ever. Due to my shock, I tanked in his face. Twice. The 2nd came after he told me that the single hair I grew while on minoxidil had fallen out.

At 1st I didnt believe him (yeah, in denial I think), but after standing on my head and looking at my *** in the mirror day 24/7, I came to the conclusion that my barber was right.

What's your opinion on *** hair transplants these days? I don't want to use propecia as I don't want to risk getting *** boobs. I mean, who wants to have boobs on their ***? Not me, that's for sure.

Ive used Couv'reass & asstoppik for the last month and it's been great, but now it's getting harder to apply then ever.

For the past week I've been really scared showing my *** in public, as Ive had to use that embarrasing comb over.

It's getting to me.

I feel my *** will never be the same again.
 

jinx83

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Gunner, do you also get excessive sebum production on your ***, like I do? Because my God, how it pisses me off! I have to wash my *** 2 times a day, and I still get pimples from the sebum!

Plus, I've noticed this weard thinning pattern of an 'island', like letterman has, that is creating on my ***. Do you think my *** follicles are still alive or are they beyond "the point of repair" ?

Anyone?
 

Stingray

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You can have my *** follicles.

They are on a shelf next to my detachable penis.
 
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