I went to a gay strip club to apply for a job. Normally I never get carded, since I look kind of old. But I had lots of dermmatch in my hair, so I looked young. Since I lost my wallet a few days ago, they would not let me in. No ID, no get in. They did not card other guys who looked 40.
So I stood outside and talked to some gay smokers who were customers. I asked them if they thought I could work there. They asked if I had a 6 pack. I said no, and they said no one is going to hire me if I don't have a six pack. I told them I had very toned legs and a great rear that would compensate. They just replied that they can't see my rear at all through my pants, so they can't comment on that.
Even my roommate said I should start wearing some tighter fitting pants. He said women like to see what a guy looks like. I would, but I only want them to see my shape in the good places, not see how small my package is.
Oh, and another friend who has seen my thin hair did not notice a difference. Neither did my roommates. Apparently they don't memorize my hair much. But even up close they could not tell there was anything in my hair. I could sort of tell, but it takes bright light and a trained eye. My friend who did not notice the dermmatch said he has a friend who wears a toupe. He said it is such high quality that he did not even know. His friend told him, but he still can't tell. So good pieces are out there.
Cliffs:
1. Looks matter.
2. Dermmatch layed on thick hid all my thin spots very well, shaving off several years.
So I stood outside and talked to some gay smokers who were customers. I asked them if they thought I could work there. They asked if I had a 6 pack. I said no, and they said no one is going to hire me if I don't have a six pack. I told them I had very toned legs and a great rear that would compensate. They just replied that they can't see my rear at all through my pants, so they can't comment on that.
Even my roommate said I should start wearing some tighter fitting pants. He said women like to see what a guy looks like. I would, but I only want them to see my shape in the good places, not see how small my package is.
Oh, and another friend who has seen my thin hair did not notice a difference. Neither did my roommates. Apparently they don't memorize my hair much. But even up close they could not tell there was anything in my hair. I could sort of tell, but it takes bright light and a trained eye. My friend who did not notice the dermmatch said he has a friend who wears a toupe. He said it is such high quality that he did not even know. His friend told him, but he still can't tell. So good pieces are out there.
Cliffs:
1. Looks matter.
2. Dermmatch layed on thick hid all my thin spots very well, shaving off several years.
