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- 6,504
For only a moment, then it felt good.
(There's a tl;dr at the end)
There's a show in the UK called First Dates, pretty self-explanatory.
This guy came on it who is apparently fairly famous as a model (this is meant to be a show for civilians), or for dating some soap actress, his name is Sam Reece:
So he had a date with this quite stunning woman, who was also totally vacuous but not nearly as 2 dimensional.
It was going pretty f*****g awful of course because conversationally it was like two green beans headbutting in an attempt to create a brain cell, literally the most interesting thing they talked about is how he puts his eyebrow up a little bit as his model pose, and then it turned to how she can't move her face whatsoever, then they both proceeded to try winking. This lasted an eternity.
To try and create some sort of conversation she brings up this question game. Well, she calls it a "question game I like playing to get people to ask questions" but for most people it's simply, asking another person a question, in any form, there's no rules or reason or rhyme. Eg "Do you like Chinese or Indian food?" "Do you drive?" (real examples).
They put this girl across as "Brains, and beauty" and then reveal why- she wants to do a degree in counselling and psychology. OK. But I guess the producers have to make one of them "the smart one" as he literally describes what he finds important in a partner;
"I like to see the ankle bones, and the knee caps, and if they have flip flops on, I have to count the toes."
So back to the internationally famed Question Game (aka conversation), of course he comes up with "What do you prefer looks or personality?" quite forcefully, this is important- and this is where it goes from worse, to hell. She stalls and of course says she's not shallow at all etc. blahblah we've all heard it before (her description of an ideal guy before the date, while it didn't involve knee caps and ankle bones, was tall and very handsome).
Then his face goes from sh*t-bored, to disgusted, and suddenly like a human aesthetic salesman he tries to turn her around "But surely... the first thing you see represents a person... and looks y'know... they uhm... matter and that".
I could instantly tell that the reason for his question was so important, he knows he has nothing of value in terms of personality, he is so horrified when she doesn't pick beauty (which exposes how retarded he is that she might choose to openly look shallow on TV) and the rest of the date actually turns nasty. He goes from vague interest, to wanting to smash this woman's face into her dessert.
They spend the end of the date staring at their drinks in silence.
In the end, she does at least stick to her promise, sorry for the red pillers but she didn't bang him in the toilets, she admitted she found him very attractive but there was nothing going on personality wise. Although you could argue she might've sensed it was doomed, personally I'd believe she had no interest in this case. Then again she did seem batshit crazy - a 21 year old woman who constantly talks about Disney movies, Prince Charming and her "book of gentlemanliness" (which is pretty much that the man pays on the first date, she doesn't mention what happens on dates after that but I doubt that's ever happened, and it's implied he still pays if it did).
I wouldn't be surprised if she brought these flowers for herself. Or her mumsy bought them for not wetting the bed this week.
tl;dr
If you can take away anything from this, it's that this guy will never experience self-awareness and appreciation of so many things in life.
I almost felt sorry for him, for a moment, but at the same time I saw a guy who has never made an effort to be anything, it's all just fell in to place and he doesn't have to be interesting. And more than that he's a gigantic hypocrite, he sombrely talks about how once women see him and know he's a model they throw themselves at him (wah wah) and he never knows who to trust, but his interest in finding a partner? Teeth, eyes, and uh, ankles, knee caps and 10 toes (maybe he likes generic features here so they can't identify the body).
And who's the soap star he's "famous" for dating?
A 5/10 plastered up as a sometimes 8. Every cloud...
If you're a globe travelling 9/10 model and this is the best you can do, you must know you are a worthless piece of sh*t.
(There's a tl;dr at the end)
There's a show in the UK called First Dates, pretty self-explanatory.
This guy came on it who is apparently fairly famous as a model (this is meant to be a show for civilians), or for dating some soap actress, his name is Sam Reece:
So he had a date with this quite stunning woman, who was also totally vacuous but not nearly as 2 dimensional.
It was going pretty f*****g awful of course because conversationally it was like two green beans headbutting in an attempt to create a brain cell, literally the most interesting thing they talked about is how he puts his eyebrow up a little bit as his model pose, and then it turned to how she can't move her face whatsoever, then they both proceeded to try winking. This lasted an eternity.
To try and create some sort of conversation she brings up this question game. Well, she calls it a "question game I like playing to get people to ask questions" but for most people it's simply, asking another person a question, in any form, there's no rules or reason or rhyme. Eg "Do you like Chinese or Indian food?" "Do you drive?" (real examples).
They put this girl across as "Brains, and beauty" and then reveal why- she wants to do a degree in counselling and psychology. OK. But I guess the producers have to make one of them "the smart one" as he literally describes what he finds important in a partner;
"I like to see the ankle bones, and the knee caps, and if they have flip flops on, I have to count the toes."
So back to the internationally famed Question Game (aka conversation), of course he comes up with "What do you prefer looks or personality?" quite forcefully, this is important- and this is where it goes from worse, to hell. She stalls and of course says she's not shallow at all etc. blahblah we've all heard it before (her description of an ideal guy before the date, while it didn't involve knee caps and ankle bones, was tall and very handsome).
Then his face goes from sh*t-bored, to disgusted, and suddenly like a human aesthetic salesman he tries to turn her around "But surely... the first thing you see represents a person... and looks y'know... they uhm... matter and that".
I could instantly tell that the reason for his question was so important, he knows he has nothing of value in terms of personality, he is so horrified when she doesn't pick beauty (which exposes how retarded he is that she might choose to openly look shallow on TV) and the rest of the date actually turns nasty. He goes from vague interest, to wanting to smash this woman's face into her dessert.
They spend the end of the date staring at their drinks in silence.
In the end, she does at least stick to her promise, sorry for the red pillers but she didn't bang him in the toilets, she admitted she found him very attractive but there was nothing going on personality wise. Although you could argue she might've sensed it was doomed, personally I'd believe she had no interest in this case. Then again she did seem batshit crazy - a 21 year old woman who constantly talks about Disney movies, Prince Charming and her "book of gentlemanliness" (which is pretty much that the man pays on the first date, she doesn't mention what happens on dates after that but I doubt that's ever happened, and it's implied he still pays if it did).
I wouldn't be surprised if she brought these flowers for herself. Or her mumsy bought them for not wetting the bed this week.
tl;dr
If you can take away anything from this, it's that this guy will never experience self-awareness and appreciation of so many things in life.
I almost felt sorry for him, for a moment, but at the same time I saw a guy who has never made an effort to be anything, it's all just fell in to place and he doesn't have to be interesting. And more than that he's a gigantic hypocrite, he sombrely talks about how once women see him and know he's a model they throw themselves at him (wah wah) and he never knows who to trust, but his interest in finding a partner? Teeth, eyes, and uh, ankles, knee caps and 10 toes (maybe he likes generic features here so they can't identify the body).
And who's the soap star he's "famous" for dating?
A 5/10 plastered up as a sometimes 8. Every cloud...
If you're a globe travelling 9/10 model and this is the best you can do, you must know you are a worthless piece of sh*t.
