Unequivocal evidence that all women are b****s and all bald men are cucks

Dench57

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^The gameshow format? They have two "golden" container balls in front of them, one is the "split" and the other is the "steal", if they both choose split then they split the money, if one chooses steal and the other chooses split then the stealer takes all of the cash, if they both choose steal then they both get nothing.

It's a ****ty pointless version of The Prisoners Dilemma.

Dench I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic with "we know what would have happened if he was a fulllhead" but the reason the ball was in her court was because he screwed her over earlier in the game, he was desperately trying to win back her trust, and she didn't trust that he would split. So she thought she may as well steal and get everything, along with some revenge, and there was a good chance he'd try and steal as well so at least if he did, he wouldn't get anything.

Though I do think it's funny how Jasper Carrott says at the end with relation to the bald guy "a horribly familiar feeling for the other". Yes, he is bald, and used to failure and losing money to tricking women.

EDIT: Someone else explained.
 

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but what im saying is its fairly obvious in the video she made a point he did something to her earlier in the game and Ive never even heard of this show. what if they both chose steal, do they get nothing?
 

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but what im saying is its fairly obvious in the video she made a point he did something to her earlier in the game and Ive never even heard of this show. what if they both chose steal, do they get nothing?
Nada!
 

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but what im saying is its fairly obvious in the video she made a point he did something to her earlier in the game

Noooo he's a cuck and because he's bald he worships her feet like a sicko! Your reasonableness doesn't fit the narrative here.

Wait a minute what the hell does cuck even mean in this context? I still hope dench is joking about the whole thread.
 

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Noooo he's a cuck and because he's bald he worships her feet like a sicko! Your reasonableness doesn't fit the narrative here.

Wait a minute what the hell does cuck even mean in this context? I still hope dench is joking about the whole thread.

You guys are f'n nuts.

This thread is obviously a satire.
 

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Noooo he's a cuck and because he's bald he worships her feet like a sicko! Your reasonableness doesn't fit the narrative here.

Exactly. She knew a bald man wouldn't have the strength to take the winnings for himself. Easy £100k for her. And of course you can hear the audience laughing and clapping as they delight in the bald man's misery. A snapshot of society in a nutshell.
 

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This thread is obviously a satire.

You may be right but it's definitely not obvious, not on here. We've all seen crazier grasping-at-straws attempts to portray beta baldites before on this forum.

OK from Dench's last reply I'm now convinced he's joking but still, his parody isn't far off how some members actually act at their worst.
 

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And of course after the show.

I bet people will say to him.

"You should have had more confidence man!"

Yeah right, confidence.

While the lying woman enjoys her £100k, and all her feminist friends will be like "You go girl! You don't need no man!". Please.
 

blackg

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And of course after the show.

I bet people will say to him.

"You should have had more confidence man!"

Yeah right, confidence.

While the lying woman enjoys her £100k, and all her feminist friends will be like "You go girl! You don't need no man!". Please.
Haha... I can just imagine them all sitting around giving the "You go, girl!"
 

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Mixture of white guilt & cuckoldry

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Modern day monumental man


Mixture of white guilt & cuckoldry
WTF??!!! This dude should just steal a car and rob a petrol station or something.

Then his sexual needs will be met in prison.
 

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Lol what man enjoys a "strap on" that's some bull****...That can't be a serious pic, he's probably doing some form of satire.


...right?
 

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What about bald men?
 

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