Victoria's Secret Model leaves NW1 husband for NW6 colleague

Dench57

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Happy 1st April everybody! These getting old yet?

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Rudiger

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This has probably happened as long as the colleague is a billionaire.
 

I.D WALKER

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No keep them coming Dench,
You know how we here love to pour salt on our wounds. :)
 
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Bar Refaeli is married to a bald guy, Emily Ratajkowski is dating a bald guy, Jason Statham has Rosie as his beard. Only Rosie is victoria secret, but the other two are more famous than most victoria secret models. Most VS models are narcisitic, **** for money and have no tits without the pushup bras or *** anyway.
 

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Plenty of clips of desperate people doing desperate things, and desperation is what this forum is all about.

Darkheart,
How do I end the desperation caused by hair loss? I am looking to you for answers.
 

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You came to the wrong man. There is no cure for our disease, and there never will be. It has been with us since the dawn of man.

In ancient Europe, men shaved their crown out of Norwood shame, claiming it was a holy act and becoming celibate monks to play along their ruse. Norwood men in ancient China fell for the "just shave it bro" crap and they too, became celibate Zen monks so that people would think it was a holy act. During the 18th century, men wore powdered sheep-hair wigs that smelled like crap to hide their receding hairlines - and claimed it was an "elite" symbol. male pattern baldness has deep-rooted history in the religious clergy, which is really men's excuse to hide the disfigurating affliction we know as balding.

It was a problem then, it is a problem now. There wasn't a cure then, there won't be a cure now. Century after century, no difference. In the end we'll be thrown some synthetic hair crap and be told to be happy with that. And we will be shamed for it. Poked endlessly with red, hot forks of laughter, and smeared with their boiling words. Because we are in hell.


Haha yeah and muslim women are wearing scarves because of Androgenetic Alopecia too ?
No but seriously do you have any sources claiming it ? I know that for the franciscans monks the shaved crown was a sign of recognition but I believe it comes from a will to be discrete rather than an attempt to hide their baldness. Monks/nuns are rocking the bald look or hide their hair "to be all equals in the eyes of the God(s)". For the same reasons they wear certain discrete coverint outfits. You can't just tell me it's to hide their beer belly man.

The Androgenetic Alopecia factor in the 18th century is more believable I think, as these aristocratic people were shallow as **** BUT wigs have been extensively used to hide the consequences of lice and syphilis that would have been such a disgrace.
 

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You came to the wrong man. There is no cure for our disease, and there never will be. It has been with us since the dawn of man.

In ancient Europe, men shaved their crown out of Norwood shame, claiming it was a holy act and becoming celibate monks to play along their ruse. Norwood men in ancient China fell for the "just shave it bro" crap and they too, became celibate Zen monks so that people would think it was a holy act. During the 18th century, men wore powdered sheep-hair wigs that smelled like crap to hide their receding hairlines - and claimed it was an "elite" symbol. male pattern baldness has deep-rooted history in the religious clergy, which is really men's excuse to hide the disfigurating affliction we know as balding.

It was a problem then, it is a problem now. There wasn't a cure then, there won't be a cure now. Century after century, no difference. In the end we'll be thrown some synthetic hair crap and be told to be happy with that. And we will be shamed for it. Poked endlessly with red, hot forks of laughter, and smeared with their boiling words. Because we are in hell.

Darkheart,
I am looking to you for guidance and hope and you have let me down. You bastard!! I hope you feel like Daniel Day Lewis in the following clip, in regards to what you have done to my hope. :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JghkG4WydNk
 

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Men made the rules. Muslim women are covered head-to-toe because their male overlords want to cover up anything that is remotely suggestive. Now that you bring it up, Turbans are another example of diseased males trying to hide their receding shame.

It was monks who wrote most of our history in the old days. They are the ones who spent their days indoors, the candle-light gleaming off of their diffused crowns as they wrote away their fantasy. Ignorant peasants may have believed their absurd excuse of holiness, but we know better now. You have browsed this board, you should know the lengths men go through to hide the fact that time is pulling back their hairline. .

Yes but still it'd be nice to have some sources. And haha because of you I'm reading about alopecia in history and be thankful you have finasteride man because men in ancient greece were pouring some pigeon **** on their heads.

Holy **** ! Transplants used to look like this :


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Several things can be explained with modern logic. For example, we now understand the religion of Christianity was started by a woman's lie. A woman who banged some random bearded dude and was afraid her parents and husband would whip her, so she maintained she was a virgin. She went on to become the Virgin Mary.

You should have seen me telling this to my christian parents at age 13 . :laugh:
 

parisienne

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Still doubtful for the religious part. Religion can make some people craycray at least twice as much as hair loss does.
 

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