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Searching for an answer, but don't like treatments, transplants, rugs, hats?
A new solution is right under our noses:
I knew a lot about Weinstein before he's been plastered all over the news, and I've known people on the fringes of acting success who have previously acknowledged that he's the "open secret" of lecherous sexual abuse, but anyway, I'm used to his image. I've known it for years.
What I never really thought about, because he's so damn unaesthetic, is his baldness.
Now that there's constant images of him on TV (I've had Sky news on TV with friends all morning and afternoon while doing other stuff on phone/laptop and we just realised that it's been literally 90% Weinstein, it's insane, like nothing else is happening right now) I'm realising just how bad his hair is, and how it's not even noticeable. His crown is absolutely bare and the size of an entire hand but it's not even noticeable on him, and if he was like, Bradley Cooper or something, this would be incredibly obvious.
It's actually even hard to find clear images of just how bald Weinstein is, it's more obvious in videos and interviews. It's absolutely baffling, but here's his crown like 2 decades ago:
It's even worse now, but google some pictures of him and you'll see what I mean about how hard it is to see truly exposing pictures of his baldness.
Incredibly, because he's so awful looking, I've actually never associated him with baldness. Even in my constant thoughts about baldness, when he comes into my head I never think "completely diffuse NW4 with zero crown" like I would for anyone else in such a way. I can see my hair going like his actually, if un-treated, and it would be a lot more damn obvious (which is probably why I'm bitter about him getting away with it and writing this topic).
So every cloud has a silver lining.
Being a fat disgusting looking slob is obviously not a choice anyone would make, but at least he's not "bald". If anyone really hates the idea of being bald more than anything, it's easy, become incredibly unaesthetic facially, do whatever you can to get adult acne, eat constant sugar and don't wash your face, put on tons of weight, develop a rapey thousand yard stare, and you may be a lot of things, but "bald" will not be one of them.
A new solution is right under our noses:
I knew a lot about Weinstein before he's been plastered all over the news, and I've known people on the fringes of acting success who have previously acknowledged that he's the "open secret" of lecherous sexual abuse, but anyway, I'm used to his image. I've known it for years.
What I never really thought about, because he's so damn unaesthetic, is his baldness.
Now that there's constant images of him on TV (I've had Sky news on TV with friends all morning and afternoon while doing other stuff on phone/laptop and we just realised that it's been literally 90% Weinstein, it's insane, like nothing else is happening right now) I'm realising just how bad his hair is, and how it's not even noticeable. His crown is absolutely bare and the size of an entire hand but it's not even noticeable on him, and if he was like, Bradley Cooper or something, this would be incredibly obvious.
It's actually even hard to find clear images of just how bald Weinstein is, it's more obvious in videos and interviews. It's absolutely baffling, but here's his crown like 2 decades ago:
It's even worse now, but google some pictures of him and you'll see what I mean about how hard it is to see truly exposing pictures of his baldness.
Incredibly, because he's so awful looking, I've actually never associated him with baldness. Even in my constant thoughts about baldness, when he comes into my head I never think "completely diffuse NW4 with zero crown" like I would for anyone else in such a way. I can see my hair going like his actually, if un-treated, and it would be a lot more damn obvious (which is probably why I'm bitter about him getting away with it and writing this topic).
So every cloud has a silver lining.
Being a fat disgusting looking slob is obviously not a choice anyone would make, but at least he's not "bald". If anyone really hates the idea of being bald more than anything, it's easy, become incredibly unaesthetic facially, do whatever you can to get adult acne, eat constant sugar and don't wash your face, put on tons of weight, develop a rapey thousand yard stare, and you may be a lot of things, but "bald" will not be one of them.
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