What will really happen when hairloss will be cured ...

Milkonos

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The entire balding community will storm social interactions like a bunch of unwelcome immigrants. Scientists will not understand this sudden wave of childbirth. Everyone will forget that hairloss even existed, but deep down, all former-baldies will know in their heart that they are getting their little ding dong sucked off because of decades or rat experimentations. The course of History will change as charismatic leaders will increase (hair is power of course) and build a worldwide utopia. Hair is the new engine of history boys ! f*** class struggle !
 

vondoom

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easy, replace bald with manlet... that is the thing that changes then...
if height is cured, replace height with being ugly...
if everyone is pretty, replace it with wealth...
 

DyingOfTheLight

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one thing is for sure, older women will be really pissed off. they see balding as an equalizer. believe me, no matter how understanding or oblivious they may seem, all women understand how big of an insecurity hairloss is to men. they wrinkle faster, their beauty is more closely tied to age. a great head of hair ( thick nw1) combined with good skin can let a man defy age for a good while. but balding fucks it up for the majority of (western) men sooner rather than later

remove that and everything becomes unbalanced
 
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