The entire balding community will storm social interactions like a bunch of unwelcome immigrants. Scientists will not understand this sudden wave of childbirth. Everyone will forget that hairloss even existed, but deep down, all former-baldies will know in their heart that they are getting their little ding dong sucked off because of decades or rat experimentations. The course of History will change as charismatic leaders will increase (hair is power of course) and build a worldwide utopia. Hair is the new engine of history boys ! f*** class struggle !