when i look at a bald guy

Exodus2011

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aka myself, i see a man with a drive in theater screen as his forehead

its a wide screen and the same dimensions as an HDTV. i have a theater of the mind.

the problem with this is when i look at my picture i look at the ****in TV instead of my face

you feel sort of empty seeing yourself with a naked head. even with facial hair as i have now.

i looked up that the word "bald" (in american english) comes from the middle english word "balled" and that word meant literally "white spot" http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bald http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bald

so i thought that must mean the most noticeable part of a bald man is the pale shiny head that blazes white in the sun. thats where the word "bald" came from after all. that made me think of any possible evolutionary reasons for having a shiny head that attracts attention. i don't see how attracting extra attention could help. maybe it did back in the hunter gatherer days who knows. maybe it was like a peacock thing where you have a trait that stands out to females. i know the current hypothesis is baldness signals "social maturity and increased nurturing" which basically means the guy looks like he would be a good dad to women.

just thinking about being bald a lot lmao
 

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u have to think before we could cut hair, the natural look for a balding man was bald on top and long hair down to there ***

wtf kinda look is that the cave bishes luved it
 

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Not having top tier facial structure, and low body fat is the worse. the more egg, and potato your head looks the more the baldness just accentuates how much you actually lack.
 

Exodus2011

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Not having top tier facial structure, and low body fat is the worse. the more egg, and potato your head looks the more the baldness just accentuates how much you actually lack.
give me an example

i'm thinking of voldemort lol.
 

Aesthetic

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give me an example

i'm thinking of voldemort lol.

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