Work Badge Pictures - My Gross Abuse Of "power"

swingline747

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I work for a government entity and we need security badges for access around the buildings.
We got a new system and I of course got a new badge picture. I could not realize how high my hairline is, even after my hair transplant.
Recently I rebuilt our company intranet and took it over as a side thing from my normal work as no one else here really knows how to do any basic web stuff (plus I can manage most of the network side) and I refuse to (Im fighting others in the place) to farm this out for what it is as technically tax/bill payers in the city/town/state are the ones who have to pay for this and it doesnt seem right. Anyway point is I have complete access to everything.
Im here to admit I went in and digitally altered my company directory picture lol.
Im actually considered a good looking guy here and when I saw that pic with my massive forehead I wanted to throw up. I digitally lowered my hairline and put the pic up. I ran it past a co worker to see if they could tell the difference, as they and I have a good relationship and goof around a lot and they honestly couldnt tell until I pointed it out.

I cant BELIEVE the difference an inch down makes! Once Im financially more stable, as I just picked up two more rentals and a new truck, Im getting my hair loss lowered (filled in). I didnt even do any digital temple work. Just dragged my hairline straight down. Its amazing, how much better just seeing that pic made me feel inside.

I know its probably a shitty thing to do, altering your own pic, I mean GROSS abuse of power (lol) but I couldnt help it and didnt want everyone who goes through our database to see that as their image of me to be ingrained in their head.

I made a side by side with a blurred face I was going to post but honestly with the blurred face its not even worth showing.

I mean seriously just a fake/altered image picked up my self esteem..... how low do you have to actually feel already?
 
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The 2017
2017 Colorado
The 2017 Chevrolet Colorado:
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I applaud your choice.
Great American mid size truck!
 

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TurdForLife.

Nobody picked up your "joke" so far but "cuckg" is being used more often than "blackg" already :)

Stop trying mate ;)
 

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Nobody picked up your "joke" so far but "cuckg" is being used more often than "blackg" already :)

Stop trying mate ;)
"Cuckg" is only being used by halfwits like you that lack imagination.
And also by those deeply afraid of being cucked themselves

Afraid that one day their potential wives may leave them for someone better in bed and/or someone more interesting in general.

I can understand why they are anxious.
 

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"Cuckg" is only being used by halfwits like you that lack imagination.
And also by those deeply afraid of being cucked themselves

Afraid that one day their potential wives may leave them for someone better in bed and/or someone more interesting in general.

I can understand why they are anxious.

> And also by those deeply afraid of being cucked themselves

This is the biggest fear of every male
 
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