You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

Goldee Lox

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When someone ridicules someone for a certain trait they possess, when they themselves share the same trait.

I'm not talking about lashing back at someone who's been trying to check you.. I'm talking about scenarios like a fat dude making fun of other fat dudes, for being fat.. with no cause. Or a balding guy making fun of another balding guy, for balding.

Have any of you ever had a dude with hair loss try to dog on you because of your hair loss? I work with a guy who's 19. He's got mega receded temples and is diffuse thin. He buzzes down with a 1 guard and it doesn't look as thin.. as soon as that sh*t grows even 4 millimeters you can see that he could never grow his hair out. The definition of a rats nest. He's 19 and looks 40. Beer gut and all and I don't even think he drinks beer. I had a dicey haircut 2 months back and he had the audacity to say "I think I see a bald spot". This isn't just a one time thing.. He's always muttering snide remarks under his breath around me. I've only ever been nice to the guy. My hair is leagues better than his.. define irony.

I think he hates me because I was f*****g his sexy cousin on the regular awhile back. She liked me more than I liked her and I just kinda faded from her. I'm almost certain that the she put him up to trying to dog on me. He's pretty easily ignored most of the time, but sometimes I want to break his stupid looking face with my fists.

The sad part is, I could destroy his psyche for life in 4 seconds with the knowledge I have of him, but I'm a nice guy and usually yield on things like this. His cousin I was f*****g from earlier? He tried to hold her hand while at the movies awhile back.. or so she tells me. Dude was trying to bone his own first cousin. I'd love to throw that in his face in front of the crew he works with so bad. I'm saving that and a couple of others for the day he really crosses the line.
 

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When someone ridicules someone for a certain trait they possess, when they themselves share the same trait.

I'm not talking about lashing back at someone who's been trying to check you.. I'm talking about scenarios like a fat dude making fun of other fat dudes, for being fat.. with no cause. Or a balding guy making fun of another balding guy, for balding.

Have any of you ever had a dude with hair loss try to dog on you because of your hair loss? I work with a guy who's 19. He's got mega receded temples and is diffuse thin. He buzzes down with a 1 guard and it doesn't look as thin.. as soon as that sh*t grows even 4 millimeters you can see that he could never grow his hair out. The definition of a rats nest. He's 19 and looks 40. Beer gut and all and I don't even think he drinks beer. I had a dicey haircut 2 months back and he had the audacity to say "I think I see a bald spot". This isn't just a one time thing.. He's always muttering snide remarks under his breath around me. I've only ever been nice to the guy. My hair is leagues better than his.. define irony.

I think he hates me because I was f*****g his sexy cousin on the regular awhile back. She liked me more than I liked her and I just kinda faded from her. I'm almost certain that the she put him up to trying to dog on me. He's pretty easily ignored most of the time, but sometimes I want to break his stupid looking face with my fists.

The sad part is, I could destroy his psyche for life in 4 seconds with the knowledge I have of him, but I'm a nice guy and usually yield on things like this. His cousin I was f*****g from earlier? He tried to hold her hand while at the movies awhile back.. or so she tells me. Dude was trying to bone his own first cousin. I'd love to throw that in his face in front of the crew he works with so bad. I'm saving that and a couple of others for the day he really crosses the line.
Can I be honest? If a person who is balding tries to pick on you for your baldness, it means they are really scratching the bottom of the barrel and they have nothing left on you.

You were right to ignore him. Leave him alone, he deserves no attention. Just smile and shake your head at him if he does it again.
 

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When someone ridicules someone for a certain trait they possess, when they themselves share the same trait.

I'm not talking about lashing back at someone who's been trying to check you.. I'm talking about scenarios like a fat dude making fun of other fat dudes, for being fat.. with no cause. Or a balding guy making fun of another balding guy, for balding.

Have any of you ever had a dude with hair loss try to dog on you because of your hair loss? I work with a guy who's 19. He's got mega receded temples and is diffuse thin. He buzzes down with a 1 guard and it doesn't look as thin.. as soon as that sh*t grows even 4 millimeters you can see that he could never grow his hair out. The definition of a rats nest. He's 19 and looks 40. Beer gut and all and I don't even think he drinks beer. I had a dicey haircut 2 months back and he had the audacity to say "I think I see a bald spot". This isn't just a one time thing.. He's always muttering snide remarks under his breath around me. I've only ever been nice to the guy. My hair is leagues better than his.. define irony.

I think he hates me because I was f*****g his sexy cousin on the regular awhile back. She liked me more than I liked her and I just kinda faded from her. I'm almost certain that the she put him up to trying to dog on me. He's pretty easily ignored most of the time, but sometimes I want to break his stupid looking face with my fists.

The sad part is, I could destroy his psyche for life in 4 seconds with the knowledge I have of him, but I'm a nice guy and usually yield on things like this. His cousin I was f*****g from earlier? He tried to hold her hand while at the movies awhile back.. or so she tells me. Dude was trying to bone his own first cousin. I'd love to throw that in his face in front of the crew he works with so bad. I'm saving that and a couple of others for the day he really crosses the line.
Interesting.. I have to ask you a serious question: are your relatively good looking.?
 

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I can be very cute at times?
 

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I see....

It's not a brag.. he asked. I can also look wore down as f***. Especially if I'm on one of my alcohol binges :/ The world drags me down frequently.. or maybe it's myself. Probably a combination of the two. Negative synergy of the fucked up reality we live in that is known as modern times.
 

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That's a good sign. Anyway, next time this cousin groper has a shot at you... tell him his breath stinks like his cousin's vag.

Lol.. I could have went at him in a league much above his pettiness many times.. I'll reserve and reserve my rebuttal until the day he crosses the line and it's most effective. I'm a bit of a perfectionist.
 

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Fair enough, mate. I respect your patience. You sound like a classy guy.
 
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