Positives Of Being Bald (post Your Own)

[doubleindemnity]

Post them here. Here's my list.

-No need to go through the emotional rollercoasters of dating. No successful dates for you.
-You won't fear or dread death
-Society will never ostracize you for your gender or your race or beliefs. You've already been ostracized.
-You save huge amounts of money on shampoo! Your money will be spent on minoxidil, biotin, hair oils, hair loss shampoos, hats, concealers and plenty of other things that you can buy with the money that you'll save!!

 

[Aqalp]

Not getting carded when buying booze.

 

[buckthorn]

YOU'LL SAVE A TON OF MONEY ON SHAMPOO!! This is always one of the "positive" things dousch bags mention in online videos. It Makes me want to bury them deep underneath my basement.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

you don't have to worry about STDs

 

[Cue Bald]

i never get bothered by charity people or people handing out leaflets or wanting to chat about jesus. they see me coming and look the other way.

 

[Baldingat188]

You won't age for the next 30 years

Look more dominant ( make more money)

Save money on shampoo ( already mentioned)

Save money on hair cuts

Bald guys rock snap backs

Bald guys look great in sunglasses

Tan head ( nothing sexier then a smooth tan bald head -need I say anything more )

 

[bridgeburn]

The experience of regrowing hair back is positive

baldness leads to learning more about biological processes and science when researching about hair

it has led me to be more careful in other aspects to avoid looking/getting older, like taking care of the skin

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Brutal black-pill today at college. We were told to group up in one of my classes and not one person looked at me to join a group. After an hour my professor walked around to monitor progress and didn't even notice me by myself. I want to die. Srsly thinking about never showing up to that class again. f*** life.

 

[davesmith420]

Brutal black-pill today at college. We were told to group up in one of my classes and not one person looked at me to join a group. After an hour my professor walked around to monitor progress and didn't even notice me by myself. I want to die. Srsly thinking about never showing up to that class again. f*** life.

Dude you're literally a 8+/10 your classmates were probably intimidated by you

I honestly don't think it was because of your hair, the average person would never consider you balding.

 

[davesmith420]

You save money as you don't have to buy condoms!

 

[blackg]

i never get bothered by charity people or people handing out leaflets or wanting to chat about jesus. they see me coming and look the other way.

Hahaha, this is a good one. Also people are less likely to sit next to you on a crowded train.
Beggers keep their distance too.

 

[blackg]

Brutal black-pill today at college. We were told to group up in one of my classes and not one person looked at me to join a group. After an hour my professor walked around to monitor progress and didn't even notice me by myself. I want to die. Srsly thinking about never showing up to that class again. f*** life.

Please don't get too down about this, mate. Your patriotism shows a character way beyond these trivial everyday letdowns.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Post them here. Here's my list.

-No need to go through the emotional rollercoasters of dating. No successful dates for you.
-You won't fear or dread death
-Society will never ostracize you for your gender or your race or beliefs. You've already been ostracized.
-You save huge amounts of money on shampoo! Your money will be spent on minoxidil, biotin, hair oils, hair loss shampoos, hats, concealers and plenty of other things that you can buy with the money that you'll save!!

This post literally comes up every 12 months.

In short, it made me think of mortality at 23 instead for 33.

It made me do cover up came in my 20s.

It made me realize how important looks are before the age of 30 so I could exploit the market at 28.29 and 30.

If I could do it all again I would choose to be an ignorant fullhead/

The reason is because you have this constant dread that even if you are successful that someday it will all come to an end.

 

[Saurabhaj]

If i wasn't bald..my family would be so happy but now they have to see their son dealing with low confidence and failure.

Hairloss has no positives..

All positives that come in mind of bald man is just mirage.

 

[mattj]

This thread is a fist full of black pills. Nobody is ostracised for being bald, but allowing baldness to wreck your confidence is a sure-fire way of living life as if you are a reject.

 

[razzmatazz91]

If i wasn't bald..my family would be so happy but now they have to see their son dealing with low confidence and failure.

Hairloss has no positives..

All positives that come in mind of bald man is just mirage.

Sometimes, I feel very sorry for my parents too. They have had to see their son going down this pit from age 22.
My mum still thinks I can easily get a transplant... f*** life.

Agree that there are absolutely no positives at all. Even the OP is just being sarcastic

 

[michel sapin]

@Dontwannabeabetabob ; no worries man, that happened to me on a daily basis in college . And even in highschool
not hair loss related , just " no friends " related .

 

[Saurabhaj]

Sometimes, I feel very sorry for my parents too. They have had to see their son going down this pit from age 22.
My mum still thinks I can easily get a transplant... f*** life.

Agree that there are absolutely no positives at all. Even the OP is just being sarcastic

Yes..

 

[Saurabhaj]

This thread is a fist full of black pills. Nobody is ostracised for being bald, but allowing baldness to wreck your confidence is a sure-fire way of living life as if you are a reject.

You are right..but you have to take age in consideration.
Young guy will not be able to handle hairloss.

For e.g:
Take a casual non-related case of stage fright.
People with absolutely zero flaws have problems on stage.Almost 99% people have stage fright.

How can a young guy with bald head face the world in the beginning.
Someone has rightly said..this world is stage..

 

[Endmymisery]

The only thing giving me peace now is that this will all come to an end eventually when I die, this misery at least won't be forever.