2017 - The Year They Cure Hairloss In Frogs

[macaroni]

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[Rudiger]

Holy f***, I legitimately just had the thought "even the frog looks better with hair" and it's absolutely insane but y'know what, he f*****g does.

I'm losing the plot.

 

[Rudiger]

So this evening I took a minute to evaluate how ugly frogs always look, their faces round and pudgy, bug eyed, and compared that with how a frog looks, with a human head of hair slicked back and gelled. This is what I did.

Sorry I'm just letting that sink in further.

I'm actually looking forward to going back to work now, I spent too much time alone over the holidays and somewhat lost touch with reality - or, got too close to reality. Ouch.

 

[Rudiger]

Oh and I realise you actually made the thing with your evening but I'm not taking a shot, but yours is like a jokey hobby, my thought may not have lasted long but it was just so ridiculous and underlines seriously odd thought patterns.

 

[InBeforeTheCure]

This is the year they cure hair loss in mice. Just like every year.

 

[Roberto_72]

No but seriously I don't understand why they experiment hairloss stuff on animals if only humans and some monkeys have it. Loss of time.

 

[rclark]

No but seriously I don't understand why they experiment hairloss stuff on animals if only humans and some monkeys have it. Loss of time.

It's such a waste of time.

 

[hellouser]

I'm really excited for 2017; this is the year (I am sure) that they will finally cure hairloss in frogs. I can't f*****g wait

Holy f***, I legitimately just had the thought "even the frog looks better with hair" and it's absolutely insane but y'know what, he f*****g does.

I'm losing the plot.

 

[Roberto_72]

I think it's more of a safety thing. If the mices die, the potion might need some modifications. Though it's cruel, imo.

The issue is that not all animals react in the same way to the same substances. For instance, morphine excites horses while it relaxes men. Before you test the thing on men, what can you predict?

I think in the future the solution to many of our diseases (including hair loss) stands in the improvement of computer simulated human organs and in vitro human tissue studies rather than same old in vivo animal tissues research.

At least for hairloss, mice have been a total waste of time for us. Not one useful drug came from those who started from animals to try and solve hair loss.

 

[Rudiger]

Even the "sad" frog meme looks like he's filled with tears of joy at his flawless Norwood-1

 

[rclark]

Even the "sad" frog meme looks like he's filled with tears of joy at his flawless Norwood-1

It's definitely possible for the frog! Women love tongue action!

 

[shookwun]

Getting huge is your only saving grace at this point.


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[FootyStar]

Holy f***, I legitimately just had the thought "even the frog looks better with hair" and it's absolutely insane but y'know what, he f*****g does.

I'm losing the plot.

The halo effect hair provides is unreal - even animals benefit from it.

 

[Roberto_72]

I am terrible with Photoshop
Anyone cares to make a bald male lion and a long haired cat?

 

[FootyStar]

I am terrible with Photoshop
Anyone cares to make a bald male lion and a long haired cat?

How's this?

 

[Roberto_72]

How's this?

Ha! Even the lion looks like a loser

 

[buckthorn]

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ahahaha... macaroni, you're f*cking killing me brah. I wish I knew how to do photoshop. I have a macbook. which software should I get? right now I have "gimp" and it's friggin terrible?!?! @macaronaroni @EvilLocks

 

[buckthorn]

You've been eating me for decades and decades f****r... now you ain't got no hair, but me, groin groin, I DO!

i love you. marry me.

 

[buckthorn]

Getting huge is your only saving grace at this point.


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hahaha!! dude, you crack me up!

 

[buckthorn]

Unless you post a recording of your voice, she won't.

Come on.

I can't. I am a robot.