Robots have a voice, too. And it's sexy.
2017 - The Year They Cure Hairloss In Frogs
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Robots have a voice, too. And it's sexy.
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they have machines for that. I will f*ck you in a french vineyard like we are the last two people on earth.
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dude, you set the bar WAY too high when it comes to sexy voices. I sound like a pig in heat compared to you.
shookwun
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Have you considered a career in a call center as a CSA, with your previous experience working at Gold Farm Sach? Being a Merchant exchange, cross platform contractor, and a MMO technician should make you a good candidate.
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not completely true. One day, you will find someone that loves you, despite your vision of yourself. When you're inside of her, you could say almost anything and she will climax right then. In my mind, the conversation will go something like this -
"I have to pull out" -Dante
"Oh, you're about to come?"
"No, Buckthorn invited me to his call of duty game online"
oh... how I dream.
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Winning a girl over with your voice & personality... Let me know how this modern day Cyrano de Bergerac scenario works out for you.
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The self-deprecation actually looks eerily similar to Dante's posting style.
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EvilLocks
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True that, true that.
EvilLocks
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I know. It will probably be a dog.
A dog beats a human any day
Not in a sexual way, but for those of us with no libido it's a win-win.
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= Google translate: "Dutasteride to have under the forehead so much flesh on so many bones!"
Wait, whaaat?
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f*** it.... this thread made me fall in love with this forum... even if I see myself loosing more and more hair everyday... this makes it easier. You guys are great.
As a last resort -> Wig:
bilder uploaden
As a last resort -> Wig:
bilder uploaden
shookwun
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Business trip to the Philippines?Glad you guys appreciate my humor
shookwun
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Yes to your mom's house
Haha
blackg
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This is a family website.they have machines for that. I will f*ck you in a french vineyard like we are the last two people on earth.
blackg
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Shookwun has a good sense of humour at least.
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man, perhaps you're right. I post about a bunch of horrible, gross things (mostly as a joke), but don't realize the variety of people that come on here and how it may offend them. I will clean it up. new years resolution #12.
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Damn, I hope that's not real...
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man, perhaps you're right. I post about a bunch of horrible, gross things (mostly as a joke), but don't realize the variety of people that come on here and how it may offend them. I will clean it up. new years resolution #12.
Thy GHETTO WEED, you shall be rolled up in cigerette paper and SMOKED.
I will burn you SO BAD, you will be BLACKER THAN EMINEM! when you are in
HELL you will be slayed harder than Kim by Kenya WEST.
I shall VAPORIZE you faster than CRACK on Whitney Housten's mirror.
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