Advantages of being bald

[Norwood]

1) Save money on haircuts.
2) You don't have to buy shampoo.
3) You absorb more vitamin D from the sun.
4) You don't have to worry about accidentally getting a woman pregnant. This is because as a bald man the only women interested in you are of post-menopausal age.

 

[Hairloss23]

No chance of head lice...We'll really be clutching at straws with this thread.

 

[Roberto_72]

Ha ha I see what you're doing. It's funny. BUT:

1) Save money on haircuts.

No. If I don't cut it every two weeks, the sides get too inflated and look like ****.

2) You don't have to buy shampoo.

Wrong. The shampoo for the remaining hair (maybe even Nizoral!) costs a lot.

3) You absorb more vitamin D from the sun.

...but more chances to get sunburn or WORSE.

4) You don't have to worry about accidentally getting a woman pregnant. This is because as a bald man the only women interested in you are of post-menopausal age.

I cannot contrast this one

 

[Wolf Pack]

No advantage except looking more intimidating/masculine for the right person. But not conventionally attractive as such.

 

[Notcoolanymore]

Instantly look like a bad ***.

 

[resu]

Shaving blades and proper clipers cost more than what you would spend on haircuts for a year.

 

[I.D WALKER]

1) Save money on haircuts.
2) You don't have to buy shampoo.
3) You absorb more vitamin D from the sun.
4) You don't have to worry about accidentally getting a woman pregnant. This is because as a bald man the only women interested in you are of post-menopausal age.

Just needed to add:

5) You"ll build so much more character (and this neatly ties in with advantage#6).

6) You'll score better romantically because of the powerful aphrodisiac effects of bald manly character.

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There are several more I could share,
but I am not quite ready to relinquish my shining dominant edge just yet (maybe in like 5 yrs.).

Sorry fellas you're just gonna have to trust me for now.

 

[blackg]

You will be the "awkward" looking member of your male peer group.
Hence, you will help your buddies out big time by no longer being a serious threat as far as female attention goes.

This is especially true for the once good looking members of the balding fraternity.

 

[I.D WALKER]

Ah yes, you're right Blackg! Another win we can extract from male pattern baldness.
7) your social circle will exponentially grow as you go from thick to thin. Once your pals see the new you their usual dour moods will instantly brighten up as their popularity soars.

You will be the "awkward" looking member of your male peer group.
Hence, you will help your buddies out big time by no longer being a serious threat as far as female attention goes.

This is especially true for the once good looking members of the balding fraternity.

 

[buckthorn]

I hate all of you

 

[I.D WALKER]

I hate all of you

+1


8) You can hate more and no one will even care.

 

[bluered999]

Vitamin D is actually one of the most important vitamin to our health. Every cell utilizes Vitamin d, grows strong bones, keeps immune system healthy. If there was an evolutionary reason for male pattern baldness its probably to absorb more vitamin D.

 

[blondi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANF-0bvJYf4&nohtml5=False

 

[hellouser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANF-0bvJYf4&nohtml5=False

And they never shaved their heads. Why? Because they KNOW how important hair is. These guys are pussies.

 

[Follisket]

Not much chance of catching an STD.

 

[buckthorn]

+1


8) You can hate more and no one will even care.

The only advantage to being bald in my own personal life, is to no longer have a comb over. That's it.

 

[I.D WALKER]

Yeah I still haven't determined which is more advantageous.., no longer having a cow over it or no longer having a comb over?
If I had to answer tit, I think maybe I'ld choose the udder. -)

 

[buckthorn]

Yeah I still haven't determined which is more advantageous.., no longer having a cow over it or no longer having a comb over?
If I had to answer tit, I think maybe I'ld choose the udder. -)

you beautiful punning bastard.

 

[I.D WALKER]

XOXO

 

[Norwood]

What?? You can absorb vitamin D anywhere on your body (where there's skin).

It doesn't have to be the scalp.



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It's true. People who don't bald really don't get it.

As you get older, the sun damages your skin which makes your skin worse at absorbing vitamin D from the sun.

When you go bald, that exposes a fresh undamaged piece of skin on the top of your head which can absorb vitamin D from the sun when you're an old man.