Balding friends and relatives

[s.a.f]

he spent the next 3 years worrying, miserable and depressed only to still have a full head of hair in 5 years time.

I think this applies to a few guys on here.

 

[cleverusername]

my Dad, uncle, and both grandpas have full heads of hair. Life's a beautiful woman I call a b**ch because she won't let me f*** her.

 

[uncomfortable man]

Life's a beautiful woman I call a b**ch because she won't let me f*ck her.

Good line, so true.