ballsiest baldie i've ever seen . . .

crowngarden

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He stopped caring

If he has a comb over. He still cares. Might just be completely oblivious on how it looks to other people.

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How is baldness perceived among gay people? Do we have a chance on the gay dating scene?

Depends. If you are a "pitcher" and genuinely masculine, then looks don't matter as much. You can be overweight and balding and still get some pretty good looking dudes. If you are a "catcher" then looks matter more and the prettier you are, the more overweight balding dudes will want to bang you.
 

Primo

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If he has a comb over. He still cares. Might just be completely oblivious on how it looks to other people.

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Nah, he ain't oblivious. He probably just don't give a fck anymore :laugh:

I can relate, I rock my nw4 combover proudly in the workplace and the street all the time nowadays. I couldn't give a fck anymore who stares or doesn't like it because I've already been there and done that with the politically correct "just shave it bro" look and have established beyond question that the combover is STILL by far the lesser of two evils.

The bate combover if you like, is my fck you to full-head society for constantly lecturing me on how I should be dealing with hairloss, when they themselves wouldn't last 2 fcking days in my world...

When coworkers of mine make deliberately suggestive rants, or indirect-aimed-at-me comments about people with combovers or balding hair, who should "just shave it all off or buzz it down", I deliberately just troll the fck out of them back, by laughing at these jokes and outspokenly agreeing with them on their dumbass fullhead views "yeah combovers are a crime against humanity!" lol, as if I have no hairloss myself whatsoever.

They clearly want me to spill my guts out about balding, just so they can then preach, lecture and take the moral high ground as full heads about the issue of hairloss, I refuse to let them.

Lol it used to phase me when people would constantly stare at my hairline rudely whilst pretending to have a conversation with me at the same time, but after going through so much hair loss related bs in the last few years, I'm completely desensitized to that type of blatant sh&t now. Water off a duck's back. Thesedays I just get my kicks from trolling these fullhead fckers!

I respect all my brothers who rock the zero-inhibition combover like they mean it! ....As in, not even remotely ashamed by it,or phased by it anymore, just rocking it like it's most natural, "alpha" thing in the world. Gets mad love from me brothers!

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Rudiger

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Oh come on! With a little bit of "confidence" he'll get mad pussy!

LOL, just kidding, we all know women dont care about confidence.

Wow, he actually had to explain that it was a joke. Does this mean hellouser's been making that same joke for only a year now?

Surely the birth of the CONFIDENCE joke is like at least 10 years ago.

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Nah, he ain't oblivious. He probably just don't give a fck anymore :laugh:

I can relate, I rock my nw4 combover proudly in the workplace and the street all the time nowadays. I couldn't give a fck anymore who stares or doesn't like it because I've already been there and done that with the politically correct "just shave it bro" look and have established beyond question that the combover is STILL by far the lesser of two evils.

The bate combover if you like, is my fck you to full-head society for constantly lecturing me on how I should be dealing with hairloss, when they themselves wouldn't last 2 fcking days in my world...

When coworkers of mine make deliberately suggestive rants, or indirect-aimed-at-me comments about people with combovers or balding hair, who should "just shave it all off or buzz it down", I deliberately just troll the fck out of them back, by laughing at these jokes and outspokenly agreeing with them on their dumbass fullhead views "yeah combovers are a crime against humanity!" lol, as if I have no hairloss myself whatsoever.

They clearly want me to spill my guts out about balding, just so they can then preach, lecture and take the moral high ground as full heads about the issue of hairloss, I refuse to let them.

Lol it used to phase me when people would constantly stare at my hairline rudely whilst pretending to have a conversation with me at the same time, but after going through so much hair loss related bs in the last few years, I'm completely desensitized to that type of blatant sh&t now. Water off a duck's back. Thesedays I just get my kicks from trolling these fullhead fckers!

I respect all my brothers who rock the zero-inhibition combover like they mean it! ....As in, not even remotely ashamed by it,or phased by it anymore, just rocking it like it's most natural, "alpha" thing in the world. Gets mad love from me brothers!

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Sounds great and all but you sound like you've slightly lost your marbles! Uh have fun with it though!
 

shookwun

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Primo's at a stage and point in his life where he will stick his dick in any hole. That crossing point where you start to not give a ****.


goatee with a shaved head.

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oye_rg

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at the mall the other day i saw what must have been a 5 foot flat east asian with spider web thin hair, it must have been 1% density.

he had his diffused hair in a combover, with a light green shirt and light pink pants.

i did a double take and had an immediate urge to hug and congratulate him on his bravery

either ignorance or bravery, but ill give him the benefit of the doubt

****ing BALLS people. jesus christ

From his dress colour combined with his hair and height, it appears he is quite a freak. Some people are like that and make a statement like gay designers etc.
 

Primo

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Primo's at a stage and point in his life where he will stick his dick in any hole. That crossing point where you start to not give a ****.
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Nah bruh you misunderstand the situation, if anything I'm a lot more selective thesedays with where I stick my knob.

In my late teens/early 20s however when I had significantly more hair, I would knob almost anything that was on offer, just for the extra experience level bonus points and to maximise my slam count while I still could...

Now though, after accumulating that slam count tally, I won't hit anything that is below 7..... Not least because I have a long term gf and anything below my gfs level is not going to interest or satisfy my cravings they way it might've back when I was say 22.

I still get the odd hot 7/8 girl showing interest every 6 months, when I revert to the ripped, baddie beefcake look and that's all I need to supplement what I already knob. Body fat ratio, dress sense and bone structure are still on point.

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Now then........

In response to h.l. :

Nope, marbles are still firmly in place kiid!!!

I just refuse to let these ****ish full head ppl shame or humiliate me by lecturing or forcing me to shave my head so they can look smug at me and enjoy their privedge.

....Not that you can relate to any of this because you're probably one of these dudes whose worst case male pattern baldness scenario is becoming a future nw3 at...45 years old! lol ooohhhhhh that's a tough life kiid.

My combover is flawless and well groomed, don't be mad bruh.. Until I can afford my hair transplant I will unapologetically rock this like I fkn mean it!.... Girls still love this combover sht anyway!..... Dark bar/club, tonnes and tonnes of concealer and loads of alcohol and they almost can't tell the difference!... Almost! lol
 

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I know man, I was just joking ha. Your posts crack me up!

Sounds like you have everything going for you. knob game on point, all that's left is that chrome.

In fact your situation sounds better the most.
 

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Nah bruh you misunderstand the situation, if anything I'm a lot more selective thesedays with where I stick my knob.

In my late teens/early 20s however when I had significantly more hair, I would knob almost anything that was on offer, just for the extra experience level bonus points and to maximise my slam count while I still could...

Now though, after accumulating that slam count tally, I won't hit anything that is below 7..... Not least because I have a long term gf and anything below my gfs level is not going to interest or satisfy my cravings they way it might've back when I was say 22.

I still get the odd hot 7/8 girl showing interest every 6 months, when I revert to the ripped, baddie beefcake look and that's all I need to supplement what I already knob. Body fat ratio, dress sense and bone structure are still on point.

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In response to h.l. :

Nope, marbles are still firmly in place kiid!!!

I just refuse to let these ****ish full head ppl shame or humiliate me by lecturing or forcing me to shave my head so they can look smug at me and enjoy their privedge.

....Not that you can relate to any of this because you're probably one of these dudes whose worst case male pattern baldness scenario is becoming a future nw3 at...45 years old! lol ooohhhhhh that's a tough life kiid.

My combover is flawless and well groomed, don't be mad bruh.. Until I can afford my hair transplant I will unapologetically rock this like I fkn mean it!.... Girls still love this combover sht anyway!..... Dark bar/club, tonnes and tonnes of concealer and loads of alcohol and they almost can't tell the difference!... Almost! lol

It's so interesting how around here the biggest insult is to accuse someone of having a full head of hair.

OK so you have plans for a hair transplant at least, you've still got marbles together and are just doing your best to enjoy the current phase, I understand.
 

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i see his point though. combovers are a good way to say **** you to a society that hates baldness

actually just how society hates combovers is evidence for bald discrimination
 

crowngarden

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I don't know. I think someone who takes the time and effort to maintain a combover still cares about the appearance of their hair (or lack of) and what others may think about it. Not that there's anything wrong with caring about your appearance. I think guys who shave their head also care. That's why they take that extra time every morning to Bic their scalp. The only guys who really don't give a F about their balding are the guys you see walking around without a shaved head, without a combover, without a hat, just a normal hair cut that they probably get once a month. Guys that look like Louis CK. I would like to reach that level of not caring some day.
 

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Depends. if you're one of those free style comb over guys who goes with nature, and everything it can throw at you, then sure.


These guys who hair spray, and toppik their comb over are insecure.
 

Rudiger

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I think guys who shave their head also care. That's why they take that extra time every morning to Bic their scalp. The only guys who really don't give a F about their balding are the guys you see walking around without a shaved head, without a combover, without a hat, just a normal hair cut that they probably get once a month.

Nice, I always think this about the close shaved guys.
 

Saurabhaj

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Life is more than pussy..
If you don't understand this .

Decades later..you will know it..

It's not how much pussy you get..
It's about how much money, career,
How happy your family,wife you make and how is ur generation when you will be at finishing laps of life...
 

shookwun

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Life is more than pussy..
If you don't understand this .

Decades later..you will know it..

It's not how much pussy you get..
It's about how much money, career,
How happy your family,wife you make and how is ur generation when you will be at finishing laps of life...


Says the guy who seeks validation, approval and acceptance of a women in every thread he creates. :laugh:
 

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Nah, he ain't oblivious. He probably just don't give a fck anymore :laugh:

I can relate, I rock my nw4 combover proudly in the workplace and the street all the time nowadays. I couldn't give a fck anymore who stares or doesn't like it because I've already been there and done that with the politically correct "just shave it bro" look and have established beyond question that the combover is STILL by far the lesser of two evils.

The bate combover if you like, is my fck you to full-head society for constantly lecturing me on how I should be dealing with hairloss, when they themselves wouldn't last 2 fcking days in my world...

When coworkers of mine make deliberately suggestive rants, or indirect-aimed-at-me comments about people with combovers or balding hair, who should "just shave it all off or buzz it down", I deliberately just troll the fck out of them back, by laughing at these jokes and outspokenly agreeing with them on their dumbass fullhead views "yeah combovers are a crime against humanity!" lol, as if I have no hairloss myself whatsoever.

They clearly want me to spill my guts out about balding, just so they can then preach, lecture and take the moral high ground as full heads about the issue of hairloss, I refuse to let them.

Lol it used to phase me when people would constantly stare at my hairline rudely whilst pretending to have a conversation with me at the same time, but after going through so much hair loss related bs in the last few years, I'm completely desensitized to that type of blatant sh&t now. Water off a duck's back. Thesedays I just get my kicks from trolling these fullhead fckers!

I respect all my brothers who rock the zero-inhibition combover like they mean it! ....As in, not even remotely ashamed by it,or phased by it anymore, just rocking it like it's most natural, "alpha" thing in the world. Gets mad love from me brothers!

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Love this story brah. It should be stickied. The desire to improve your hair when you can (hair transplant) but to do what the hell you want it right now, is admired!

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Saurabhaj

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I don't seem validation...
I just want to understand society view by the experience of all you members.

That don't means I go to propose every other girl.
I just want to understand I do not fail if I like someone again if ever.

Knowing experience of other bald men to understand the society view about us does not mean I care too much for bald..otherwise I would have done hairtransplant ages ago.
 
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