Best Baldness Parody Character Ever

[SmoothSailing]

I wouldn't even bother having a beer or 2 watching football, as many do, it's like, what's the point?

It feels good, for me at least. Sometimes when I'm driving I'll even have a few non-alcoholic beers. My brain has learned to associate the taste of beer with happiness, to some degree.

In fact I think that about 4 beers is the ideal, obviously I go over this rule extremely often, but I like the slight buzz, without being stupidly drunk, and without an impending hangover.

 

[Rudiger]

It feels good, for me at least. Sometimes when I'm driving I'll even have a few non-alcoholic beers. My brain has learned to associate the taste of beer with happiness, to some degree.

In fact I think that about 4 beers is the ideal, obviously I go over this rule extremely often, but I like the slight buzz, without being stupidly drunk, and without an impending hangover.

Well I don't really get that slight buzz, or if I am feeling it, my brain doesn't acknowledge that I'm nicely drunk like it used to when I was much younger. Now an evenings drinking is like, sober-sober-sober-wasted-RIP.

I know when to stop before the RIP, I'll drink slower, but luckily people can't really tell when I'm wasted. I've even had nights where I can't remember a lot of what happened but everyone thought I seemed fine (and I even look fine in pictures etc) but this is still sort of a waste.

But yeah, I don't get that nicely tipsy stage, jumps from feeling in total control to being pretty wasted.