Bill Gates talks about not wasting money in "male baldness"

[xetudor]

Yes because the money for cool haircuts and hair products goes to microsoft.

What is your point?

 

[Rudiger]

Wait, now I'm confused on what your point was.

 

[I.D WALKER]

Don't fret H.L., it was a dull subject in the first place. No offence to contrary thinkers.

Wait, now I'm confused on what your point was.

 

[swingline747]

He's just saying this because jobs was bald as fuq and it was the one up he finally had in the end still after Apple started dominating the market.
Android guy here though

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A human being is a human being regardless of what piece of land they were born on. Of course Bill is right that millions of people dying of malaria, wherever they are, is a much much bigger concern than male baldness.

People dying of malaria are because they cannot be educated to not live near or keep polluting their water. I'm sorry but these nations just can't be educated and should just be wiped out.you don't colonize Mars by dragging dead weight.
We should give everyone in these South American and african nations an IQ test and talent exam and those worth while get them out. The rest just build a wall and go back to the land and minerals after the irradiation ends.

 

[Armando Jose]

A lot of years ago in alt.badspot, regarding this issue
https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/alt.baldspot/WMLUJAzTJOs

 

[yetti]

People dying of malaria are because they cannot be educated to not live near or keep polluting their water. I'm sorry but these nations just can't be educated and should just be wiped out.you don't colonize Mars by dragging dead weight.
We should give everyone in these South American and african nations an IQ test and talent exam and those worth while get them out. The rest just build a wall and go back to the land and minerals after the irradiation ends.

Are you being serious or joking/trolling?

 

[I.D WALKER]

I believe he is a serious joker; I mean like possible professional star contender caliber.

I personally like to make like a duck when he starts a-swingin'. XO Right quack at you darling Swing-a-ling.

 

[yetti]

Thank you for the clarification.

Oh and Fred thank you for the negative reputation rating, LOL. I hope it brought you a little joy.

 

[shookwun]

Be the comical Larry David type of bald guy, best cure for attracting the hottest babes. ' The funny guy'

 

[I.D WALKER]

Haha..,Lead balloons float just about as well as runway clown pickup lines.

 

[hellouser]

inb4 bill gets alopecia

 

[F2005]

Be the comical Larry David type of bald guy, best cure for attracting the hottest babes. ' The funny guy'

Yup, considering that we all know that George Costanza is the ultimate chick magnet. hahahaha

 

[I.D WALKER]

Right.
Also chick cheating dieters might curb their appetites better if they made G.C. a refrigerator magnet.

Yup, considering that we all know that George Costanza is the ultimate chick magnet. hahahaha

 

[hellouser]

When a person is not bald , would he going to care about baldness , he already have a lot of hair on his head so he gonna talk about it such things that dont waste money on it, it is simple when a person has something he don't care of it , once he going to lose it he will get to know the importance of it.

Throw acid on his scalp and then tell him a cure for baldness is a joke.

 

[atthekeysbored]

Hey Bill if you are reading this,and I'm sure you are, shave your head (and commit to having it shaved for a year) and I'll donate £50 to whatever shill charity you want.

 

[hellouser]

Bill's response would be: "Who cares about hair, you're obsessed! No I won't do that, excuse me now, can't you see you're bothering us with your hair nonsense?!"

*Changes the subject*

Fullhead status secured.

I got another $50 that says that that's exactly what his response would be. Another $50 says that fullheads would applaud his response too.

 

[Rudiger]

Are you guys getting off on these hypothetical responses or what? The worlds richest man and an orgy of fullheads surrounding you and applauding and pointing at your shiny head, laughing, while you cry and slap the top of it in untold humilitation FAPFAPFAP

 

[hellouser]

Are you guys getting off on these hypothetical responses or what? The worlds richest man and an orgy of fullheads surrounding you and applauding and pointing at your shiny head, laughing, while you cry and slap the top of it in untold humilitation FAPFAPFAP

Hey! Look who decided to join the conversation!

 

[Rudiger]

Believe it or not its just meee!

 

[blackg]

Another $50 (Australian dollars) when the fullheads all demand we see a psychologist.
And them another $50 when they tell us masturbation has caused our baldness!
At which point, the pit of fullheads fall about in endless laughter.