Brad Pitt Bald

[xcamx]

If I had Brad Pitt's hair, I would stay home all day long and play with my luscious locks of hair. I would caress and stroke my beautiful, beautiful hair for the majority of the day, then go to sleep with a shower cap on my head and a great big smile on my face. When I woke up, I would immediately run to the bathroom mirror and brush my hair all the while giggling like a school girl. Oh to have brad Pitt's hair....

lmao

 

[haunted-ballroom]

I would have gay sex with fat, old men to have his hair. Damn, he is such a lucky bastard, I can´t believe it. I have a picture of him on my laptop where one can see his beautiful hairline because I admire him so much. I assume most people would think that I am gay if they would know about it.

The way you go on about things, I think the BEST thing that could happen to you would be for all your hair to fall out overnight so you can get over this nutty behavior. I'm not wishing ill on you, it just seems like you have some serious mental problems relating to hair loss that will not be resolved until it's either ALL GONE or ALL ABSOLUTELY NEVER GOING TO FALL OUT, EVER.

The odd thing is that prostitution is totally legal in Germany too. Hair wouldn't be a concern of mine if I lived in europe. Think about it. It costs like 50 euro to bang someone? that's so much freaking cheaper than dating! Europe must be heaven !God, why do i have to be american?

Yeah, damn, your missing out!

 

[haunted-ballroom]

Oh, and the reason mr pitt looks bad in those photos isnt just because hes bald!! I mean c'mon! Look at the expression on his face!! His clothes!