Did you vote for the BNP? (British)

[Hammer87]

I'm glad there's loads of foreigners entering Britain.

Dont you think the government needs some form of proper immigration policy, like Australia or the U.S for example?

The European Union means we can't.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Which suits our ruling elite just fine; none of them has any interest in limiting immigration to the extent that the unwashed masses desire.

 

[dimitar_berbagod]

I haven't a problem with aussies, even if they are all descended from robbers and murderers... :jump:

 

[Slartibartfast]

That's a bit harsh... they're probably only 80% - 90% criminal stock.

 

[HughJass]

confession: aussieavodart is really just a kiwi who's been living behind enemy lines for most of his life


I'm descended from Scottish stock somewhere along the line. My wallet doesn't house any moths though and I don't deep fry all of my food so I'm guessing it's mostly been bred out of me.

 

[HughJass]

This picture brings all Australians to tears.

hey everybody, come and pat the one trick pony! isn't he just adorable!

 

[dimitar_berbagod]

I'm descended from Scottish stock somewhere along the line. My wallet doesn't house any moths though and I don't deep fry all of my food so I'm guessing it's mostly been bred out of me.
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Probably would explain the anti-English attitude though....



hey everybody, come and pat the one trick pony! isn't he just adorable!
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Peh! All aussies were crying their eyes out that day and you know it. Who was that muppet aussie rugby legend who had to walk down Oxford Street after the game carrying a board which read 'I admit, the best team won'?

Then on the back he had written ‘But we’ll get our trophy back off you in 4 years time’ Then what happened in 2007, we kicked their arses again! HA HA

Also the aussie PM at the time, John Howard. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a bitter and twisted face as his when he presented Martin Johnson with the trophy.

 

[optimus prime]

Peh! All aussies were crying their eyes out that day and you know it. Who was that muppet aussie rugby legend who had to walk down Oxford Street after the game carrying a board which read 'I admit, the best team won'?

Then on the back he had written ‘But we’ll get our trophy back off you in 4 years time’ Then what happened in 2007, we kicked their arses again! HA HA

Also the aussie PM at the time, John Howard. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a bitter and twisted face as his when he presented Martin Johnson with the trophy.

Hahahaha

If we win the Ashes on top of everything else then the poor Australians will slump into depression.

one trick pony!

What a trick though, what a trick!

 

[HughJass]

Who was that muppet aussie rugby legend who had to walk down Oxford Street after the game carrying a board which read 'I admit, the best team won'?

I've never heard that story, but if there is any justice in this land then that man would have been airbrushed out of every team photo, stripped of his citizenship and sent to Guantanamo. Or he could have been dealt a far crueler penalty and been resettled in Britain permanently.

Also the aussie PM at the time, John Howard. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a bitter and twisted face as his when he presented Martin Johnson with the trophy.

I never liked him (understatement) so you actually did me, and those like me, a favor. Thankyou.


Next!

 

[dimitar_berbagod]

I've never heard that story, but if there is any justice in this land then that man would have been airbrushed out of every team photo, stripped of his citizenship and sent to Guantanamo. Or he could have been dealt a far crueler penalty and been resettled in Britain permanently.
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It was this idiot here. Have a look at the link…


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_o ... 320445.stm


What a berk!

 

[Old Baldy]

Hey, where has ole' Bubka been? Hope he is ok. Maybe he over celebrated Obama's victory and is still recovering?

I like reading his and Aussie's comebacks. They're almost as wacko as I am. :mrgreen:

If only I could get them to get a da** firearm.

Btw, the blog in the original post isn't working any longer. I don't know much about this BNP thing.

 

[powersam]

You have to remember that

a) Britain is a terrible country
b) Australia is a perfect country

Simple, really.

Aussie, you remind me of the guys who seem to have a pathological need to kick America, and the Mods sometimes have to step in and stamp on it.

In your case, it seems to be a pathological need to kick Britain. Ever thought of having counselling for it?

Sad. :sobbing:

I don't think it's only him... Pom bashing is their favourite sport and they all engage in it.

It's like a love and hate relationship. They have such strong feelings towards Britain that they have to constantly talk about it. It reminds me of a nagging wife :whistle:

It's all in good fun you silly kids, we'll cuss out our best friend far more than anyone else. Ribbing, taking the piss, it is in no way malicious. The correct response is to smile and say something even worse back to us. Maybe of you could mention that our prime minister looks like an albino kermit the frog...

You are right about the world cup though. Half of the country was bitching and moaning about it, some even going so far as to call it cheating. The other half kept pointing out that the running game of both teams was dead equal, the only thing separating the two teams was Johnny's boot. But everyone agrees it was an amazing game. Two overtimes !!!