Five years from now, I will be here. My wig and I will probably still talk to @EvilLocks and @hairblues. And I will be sadly jocking at people being told here that hair loss will be cured in 5 years!
Five years from now wigs will have AI, lifelike robotic tactile sensation, GPS tracking and change colors based on your mood. And STILL there will be no cure. Crap!
