I'm sure the emotional pain caused by walking around with a stupid hat on all day, by the way of which isn't an accessory to being stylish or option rather a crutch is a better solution. That or a comb over, in which is styled EVERY single day in a certain manner all while avoiding weather conditions, and activities such as swimming is so much easier then putting on a hair piece, and re-applying it once a week.
Really think about it closely. Similar situations we have here, only difference is the piece, and maintenance wise at least provides style, frame and aesthetics. What does a hat provide? nothing. How about the comb over... A massive social, and activity crutch.