First Time Ever I've Heard Someone Insulted For Having A Straight Hairline

[kj6723]

For anyone who follows mma/ufc you should be familiar with Michael Bisping, who tomorrow is defending his title against GSP who is coming out of retirement

Bisping had a verbal altercation in the hotel with fighter George Masvidil who is also fighting tomorrow night. When asked about it, his go to insult was Masvidil's "straight hairline." Basically the anti-bald shame. Seemed funny to me since we all obsess over being shamed for having recession

At about 30 seconds:

Also want to note that Bisping to me has basically the perfect head of hair. Thick NW1 but not flat straight across. Going strong at 38 years of age

 

[BaldyBalderBald]

Ridiculous attempt to cope on his own hairline

But i got to agree, this hairline doesn't seem natural, looks like a white Jamie Foxx who got an utterly stupid hair transplant

 

[kj6723]

Ridiculous attempt to cope on his own hairline

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But i got to agree, this hairline doesn't seem natural, looks like a white Jamie Foxx who got an utterly stupid hair transplant

Dude I don't think Bisping needs to cope, he's got a gorgeous head of hair (no homo)

 

[BaldyBalderBald]

In any case, shitty insult made by a retard, when you start attacking the physique of people...you prove it all

EDIT : What is he watching in the second photo ? The camera ? Bwahahahah Fix YOUR EYES DUDE
LEL

 

[kj6723]

In any case, shitty insult made by a retard, when you start attacking the physique of people...you prove it all

EDIT : What is he watching in the second photo ? The camera ? Bwahahahah Fix YOUR EYES DUDE
LEL

Lol yeah his eyes have been fucked up for a while

 

[Rudiger]

Bisping detached his retina about 4 years ago and in repairing it with fluid they made the appearance of it worse. However I think he waited some amount of time before follow up treatment, of course he's an idiot and even admits it was majorly his fault as he didn't want treatment in case another fight was called off, which it was, but anyway he STILL has made a swipe at those who treated him.

He's a classless piece of sh*t who often does his "smack talk" about people's appearance. Unlike some actual fairly talented smack talkers (King MacGregor) he pretty much just sounds like a drunk English fucktard outside a pub yelling down some kid.

In the full conference he just repeatedly starts going off on one "f*****g midget I'll f*****g have ye f*****g midget! Yer a midget mate!" possibly while drunk/hungover, and lucky for him GSP, like others, is too much of a gentleman to lower himself to pointing out the wonky eye we can all see.

I mean in the OP he could have at least thought of something clever, because it is a very odd hairline and really decimates the upper half of his face. Like call him Caesar from Planet of the Apes, but he instead he just mumbles out this "weird straight hairline guy with wolverine sideburns" he should just stop thinking he expresses himself well and is impressing anyone, because the only fans it ever impresses are the biggest idiots out there.

C'mon GSP.

Mantra of this forum.

 

[BaldyBalderBald]

I was messing around, the fact is, i would kill for any of these hairlines , give me the fucked up eye aswell, i don't care

 

[DHTpolice]

Long hair and fringes will look amazing on him. But with current haircut he looks a little goofy in my opinion.

 

[Rudiger]

I'd have my eyes where my temple points are just to cover them up more.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Dude I don't think Bisping needs to cope, he's got a gorgeous head of hair (no homo)

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Weird thing is that despite the ugly/deformed face I think he will still be attractive to a certain group of women.

Some women love that tough guy, fighting appearance

 

[Rudiger]

Weird thing is that despite the ugly/deformed face I think he will still be attractive to a certain group of women.

Some women love that tough guy, fighting appearance

He does consistently brag about how handsome he is. He's not got a bad face shape or anything, but to have that sort of confidence about your appearance he must get a lot of attention, especially being in the type of circles of MMA and fighting where women would definitely like this kind of gay.

 

[barfacan]

Obligatory

That's bisping on the receiving end, for those who are painfully uninformed..

 

[JohnsonDDG]

He does consistently brag about how handsome he is. He's not got a bad face shape or anything, but to have that sort of confidence about your appearance he must get a lot of attention, especially being in the type of circles of MMA and fighting where women would definitely like this kind of gay.

For sure.

When I was younger I was really confused when women didn't all fancy the pretty boy type like zayn malik and Bieber and found it odd how some women prefer the likes of the conventionally uglier Tom Hardy or rugby guys with their broken noses and what not.

I had to unlearn what I thought was attractive in a man.

I'm still not 100% sure if its an age thing where young women prefer masculine men and young lasses prefer pretty boys - or if its just an indivual thing.

I'm definitely fascinated by what women are turned on by and why. I think it stems from being a virgin at 18 and constantly trying to guess what I could do to get a woman.

 

[Rudiger]

I have to say though, the Bisping Rockhold feud was incredibly entertaining from start to finish.

There was no Mayweather-esque faux promo-hate bullshit here. Absolute resentment and anger from both sides, and hilarious to see at times.

 

[Rudiger]

For sure.

When I was younger I was really confused when women didn't all fancy the pretty boy type like zayn malik and Bieber and found it odd how some women prefer the likes of the conventionally uglier Tom Hardy or rugby guys with their broken noses and what not.

I had to unlearn what I thought was attractive in a man.

I'm still not 100% sure if its an age thing where young women prefer masculine men and young lasses prefer pretty boys - or if its just an indivual thing.

I'm definitely fascinated by what women are turned on by and why. I think it stems from being a virgin at 18 and constantly trying to guess what I could do to get a woman.

I'm pretty confident that it's an age thing, past mid-20s definitely suits being the masculine dominant type and late teens/early 20's young girls like the harmless pretty boy types. To generalise of course.

It's not even necessarily that younger girls will always like the harmless puppy dog tween look, but they will take more to the masculine look if it's an older age.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

I'm pretty confident that it's an age thing, past mid-20s definitely suits being the masculine dominant type and late teens/early 20's young girls like the harmless pretty boy types. To generalise of course.

It's not even necessarily that younger girls will always like the harmless puppy dog tween look, but they will take more to the masculine look if it's an older age.

This is the opinion I'm leaning to as well.

And I guess whichever age group the man is trying to attract will depend on how he will chose to present himself (although It would be hard for a harry styles to try and be a manly man).

Just reading this while I was looking around for articles (sorry its the dm, but still interesting - especially the comments):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4365156/Do-manly-men-TV-masculinity-changing.html

 

[kj6723]

Obligatory

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That's bisping on the receiving end, for those who are painfully uninformed..

This was amazing when it happened because I did not like Bisping at the time.

However his a**h** personality has grown on me the last couple years. I was actually really happy for him when he knocked out rockhold and won the title, just because of how long hes been around and how many ups and downs he's had before finally getting a title shot

That being said, I am pulling for GSP tomorrow

 

[Rudiger]

This was amazing when it happened because I did not like Bisping at the time.

However his a**h** personality has grown on me the last couple years. I was actually really happy for him when he knocked out rockhold and won the title, just because of how long hes been around and how many ups and downs he's had before finally getting a title shot

That being said, I am pulling for GSP tomorrow
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A knockout made you like a person's character generally?

 

[kj6723]

A knockout made you like a person's character generally?

The Henderson knockout was like 10 years ago, I only started liking Bisping recently. His "f*** you" attitude just became funny to me, idk. I also admire his work ethic and how he's stuck around and continued to compete at the highest level for as long as he has. He's been fighting top ranked guys for pretty much his whole time with the company and only just got a title shot

 

[Rudiger]

The Henderson knockout was like 10 years ago, I only started liking Bisping recently. His "f*** you" attitude just became funny to me, idk. I also admire his work ethic and how he's stuck around and continued to compete at the highest level for as long as he has. He's been fighting top ranked guys for pretty much his whole time with the company and only just got a title shot

I admire a lot about him but he's still an a**h**.