First Time Ever I've Heard Someone Insulted For Having A Straight Hairline

[kj6723]

I admire a lot about him but he's still an a**h**.

Do you think St Pierre is going to smash him tomorrow? Part of me hopes so, because I like the storyline of GSP making his great comeback and making a huge statement after his years off, but I also want to see a good fight, so idk

 

[blackg]

For anyone who follows mma/ufc you should be familiar with Michael Bisping, who tomorrow is defending his title against GSP who is coming out of retirement

Bisping had a verbal altercation in the hotel with fighter George Masvidil who is also fighting tomorrow night. When asked about it, his go to insult was Masvidil's "straight hairline." Basically the anti-bald shame. Seemed funny to me since we all obsess over being shamed for having recession

At about 30 seconds:

Also want to note that Bisping to me has basically the perfect head of hair. Thick NW1 but not flat straight across. Going strong at 38 years of age

It was clearly an attempt at belittling him, as a straight hairline is synonymous with androgynous teenage boys.
Have to admit, though... only a man with anxiety over his own receding hairline would reach for this "insult."