Guys, Stop "hatfishing" To Hide Your Bald Spot

[EvilLocks]

This disease needs to be f*****g eradicated

If androgenic alopecia was a person I would not hesitate doing this to them
#Overkill

 

[buckthorn]

but baseball caps over 30 are sloppy unless working outside, going to beach, going to gym etc.

substitute beach for kayaking on a lake, and Luckily for me this is ALL I DO. Is it acceptable then?

 

[Roberto_72]

And this is no social construct either, it's built right into our biological makeup.

Mmmh I don't know about this.

For some reason, in ancient Egypt both genders used make up.

http://m.historyembalmed.org/ancient-egyptians/egyptian-make-up.htm

"
The Ancient Egyptians, both men and women, wore distinct eye make up, rouge and perfumed oils that softened the skin and prevented burning in the sun and damage from the sandy winds.

Not only did the men and women of Egypt wear make up but also the statues of their gods and goddesses were adorned with all these different types of cosmetics. The higher the status of the person the more clothes and make-up they wore.
"


And don't forget about that in the 18th century men rich men were encouraged to THIS

 

[The Curse of Dolkite]

It makes sense, lowly men becoming rugged, muscular and tanned from working in the dirt under the sun.

It's true that when you lose your hair, you tend to have a more rugged look. Once you're bald, any glamour you had (if you can use that word in connection with guys) is gone.

However, we don't live in a society that devalues a rugged appearance anymore. Pale skin on men is generally only attractive if you're into the Goth subculture. I think it's fairly evenly split between women who prefer muscular men and those that prefer scrawnier types, so it's not like the guy who doesn't look like he does physical labor is the overwhelming ideal.

I do think that bald men tend to appeal more to lower middle class women, the type who like bikers or bouncers or cops or other uber-manly types.

 

[CaptainForehead]

if men care too much about their appearance, they'll be criticized and seen as unmanly.

And this is no social construct either, it's built right into our biological makeup.

Gillete laughs at this nonsense.

There is no reason that makes it ok to shave but not put on a wig/makeup.
http://people.howstuffworks.com/cul.../why-british-lawyers-barristers-wear-wigs.htm

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

A man and a woman matches on Tinder after liking eachothers looks. The man sets up a date at a nice resturant by the pier.

They both show up to the date wearing their best clothes, but something is off. The man is wearing a cap. After greeting eachother the woman asks: "What's up with the hat?"
"Bad hair day." The man answers quickly knowing that he technically isn't lying considering every day is a bad hair day for him.

They sit down at their table and order their food and drinks. The conversation is flowing and they're getting along perfectly. A few hours later their stomachs are full of expensive food and drinks. The man asks for check, the woman never reaches for her wallet, so the man pays the bill.

It's a wonderful night, just perfect temperature and a lovely breeze, so they decide to walk on the pier.
"Why don't we take our shoes off and walk on the beach instead?" The man asks.
They agree that's a good idea.

They walk down to the beach and take their shoes off. It's revealed that the woman isn't as tall as she seems.
"That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.

They walk on the beach for awhile they realise that they're all alone, and in their drunken haze they decide to skinny dip. After playing rock paper scissors it's decided that the woman should go first.

She pulls down her dress, and it's revealed that she wears some kind of form fitting spanx. She takes the spanx off and it's revealed her stomach isn't flat like it seemed, her *** is flatter and saggier than advertised. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
She takes off her push up bra and it's revealed that her tits are saggier and smaller than they seemed. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
She rushes to the water and dives in. When she comes back up her make up has washed off and it's revealed that her face has blemishes, pimples and pimple scars. It's like a totally different face. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
When she comes closer it's revealed that she's wearing extensions. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
"I lost my contact lense!" The woman said. And it's revealed that her eyes aren't blue. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
The woman puts her clothes back on in a hurry and tells the man it's his turn.

The man strips out of all his clothes. His body is exactly like his pictures. The man reluctantly takes his hat off and his bald head is revealed.
"WHAT THE f***! YOU HAVE NO HAIR!" The woman yells out.
"I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MATCHES AND YOU TRICKED ME INTO GOING OUT WITH YOU!! I'M WASTING MY TIME!" The woman continues yelling, her face is completely red and her eyes are no longer blue and brown. They're now pitch black.
"YOU RAPED ME!!" She screeches.

A group close by heard her screech and is rushing to the scene with a flashlight. "What's going on here?" The leader of the group said while shining the light on the mans limp penis.
"This man tricked me into skinny dipping. He raped me!" The woman answers.

Needless to say the man went to jail and when he's finally out of jail years later the law cause him to tell all his neighbours and future employees that he's a sex offender.

 

[Bklyn_23]

A man and a woman matches on Tinder after liking eachothers looks. The man sets up a date at a nice resturant by the pier.

They both show up to the date wearing their best clothes, but something is off. The man is wearing a cap. After greeting eachother the woman asks: "What's up with the hat?"
"Bad hair day." The man answers quickly knowing that he technically isn't lying considering every day is a bad hair day for him.

They sit down at their table and order their food and drinks. The conversation is flowing and they're getting along perfectly. A few hours later their stomachs are full of expensive food and drinks. The man asks for check, the woman never reaches for her wallet, so the man pays the bill.

It's a wonderful night, just perfect temperature and a lovely breeze, so they decide to walk on the pier.
"Why don't we take our shoes off and walk on the beach instead?" The man asks.
They agree that's a good idea.

They walk down to the beach and take their shoes off. It's revealed that the woman isn't as tall as she seems.
"That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.

They walk on the beach for awhile they realise that they're all alone, and in their drunken haze they decide to skinny dip. After playing rock paper scissors it's decided that the woman should go first.

She pulls down her dress, and it's revealed that she wears some kind of form fitting spanx. She takes the spanx off and it's revealed her stomach isn't flat like it seemed, her *** is flatter and saggier than advertised. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
She takes off her push up bra and it's revealed that her tits are saggier and smaller than they seemed. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
She rushes to the water and dives in. When she comes back up her make up has washed off and it's revealed that her face has blemishes, pimples and pimple scars. It's like a totally different face. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
When she comes closer it's revealed that she's wearing extensions. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
"I lost my contact lense!" The woman said. And it's revealed that her eyes aren't blue. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
The woman puts her clothes back on in a hurry and tells the man it's his turn.

The man strips out of all his clothes. His body is exactly like his pictures. The man reluctantly takes his hat off and his bald head is revealed.
"WHAT THE f***! YOU HAVE NO HAIR!" The woman yells out.
"I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MATCHES AND YOU TRICKED ME INTO GOING OUT WITH YOU!! I'M WASTING MY TIME!" The woman continues yelling, her face is completely red and her eyes are no longer blue and brown. They're now pitch black.
"YOU RAPED ME!!" She screeches.

A group close by heard her screech and is rushing to the scene with a flashlight. "What's going on here?" The leader of the group said while shining the light on the mans limp penis.
"This man tricked me into skinny dipping. He raped me!" The woman answers.

Needless to say the man went to jail and when he's finally out of jail years later the law cause him to tell all his neighbours and future employees that he's a sex offender.

This can't possibly be true...right?

 

[shookwun]

At work today I was tested by a women who's bee actively flirting with me for the last week or so. She came real close while we were alone, put both her hands on my legs and asked 'why do you wear a hat all the time' as she took it off my heart was beating, and my anxiety took over. I replied because I like to, quickly transitioning the topic to what we were talking to earlier. I passed the test as she put my hat back on, in which she went back to discussing our topic without a drop in connection.


Couldn't help but think that despite being attractive to her, it was the hairline and head of hair that would seal our chemistry. I not not asked anything further, and the rapport carried on.




Took me while to drop my heart rate, but made me realise how important that hairline is. Despite my face passing the test, the hair became the solidified decision on my fate.


I felt like anybody else would of lost there credentials and everything they built up would of been meaningless. Don't think for moment women are not concerned to what you are hiding behind that safety apparatus you wear.


Couldn't help but wonder, would everyrhing else of been dismissed if I had minimal hair. Would her attraction and sexual remarks, giving me her number we been laughed at afterwards. Be conservative on your hat game, and wear sparingly. Let people see you for your true identity not so much behind a makeshift hairline.



@WhitePolarBear

 

[blackg]

substitute beach for kayaking on a lake, and Luckily for me this is ALL I DO. Is it acceptable then?

I don't get so triggered by hat wearers.
As long as they take it off during the national anthem then they are free to wear what ever they like on their heads.

 

[blackg]

A man and a woman matches on Tinder after liking eachothers looks. The man sets up a date at a nice resturant by the pier.

They both show up to the date wearing their best clothes, but something is off. The man is wearing a cap. After greeting eachother the woman asks: "What's up with the hat?"
"Bad hair day." The man answers quickly knowing that he technically isn't lying considering every day is a bad hair day for him.

They sit down at their table and order their food and drinks. The conversation is flowing and they're getting along perfectly. A few hours later their stomachs are full of expensive food and drinks. The man asks for check, the woman never reaches for her wallet, so the man pays the bill.

It's a wonderful night, just perfect temperature and a lovely breeze, so they decide to walk on the pier.
"Why don't we take our shoes off and walk on the beach instead?" The man asks.
They agree that's a good idea.

They walk down to the beach and take their shoes off. It's revealed that the woman isn't as tall as she seems.
"That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.

They walk on the beach for awhile they realise that they're all alone, and in their drunken haze they decide to skinny dip. After playing rock paper scissors it's decided that the woman should go first.

She pulls down her dress, and it's revealed that she wears some kind of form fitting spanx. She takes the spanx off and it's revealed her stomach isn't flat like it seemed, her *** is flatter and saggier than advertised. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
She takes off her push up bra and it's revealed that her tits are saggier and smaller than they seemed. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
She rushes to the water and dives in. When she comes back up her make up has washed off and it's revealed that her face has blemishes, pimples and pimple scars. It's like a totally different face. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
When she comes closer it's revealed that she's wearing extensions. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
"I lost my contact lense!" The woman said. And it's revealed that her eyes aren't blue. "That's okay, no one is perfect." The man thinks to himself.
The woman puts her clothes back on in a hurry and tells the man it's his turn.

The man strips out of all his clothes. His body is exactly like his pictures. The man reluctantly takes his hat off and his bald head is revealed.
"WHAT THE f***! YOU HAVE NO HAIR!" The woman yells out.
"I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MATCHES AND YOU TRICKED ME INTO GOING OUT WITH YOU!! I'M WASTING MY TIME!" The woman continues yelling, her face is completely red and her eyes are no longer blue and brown. They're now pitch black.
"YOU RAPED ME!!" She screeches.

A group close by heard her screech and is rushing to the scene with a flashlight. "What's going on here?" The leader of the group said while shining the light on the mans limp penis.
"This man tricked me into skinny dipping. He raped me!" The woman answers.

Needless to say the man went to jail and when he's finally out of jail years later the law cause him to tell all his neighbours and future employees that he's a sex offender.

The next time you have one of these vivid dreams just keep it to yourself.