Hairtrocity - A Comic Strip About Being f*****g Bald

[CaptainForehead]

we are getting weeded out through natural selection and that's ok by me

"We"?
You are a 6'5 socially adept talented MF'er.
You're like in the top 10% of males

 

[Exodus2011]

unfortunately here you will always be in the minority - because hairloss affects more men than women, and because men's main goal in life is to get women, but hairloss lowers their chance of that, they become bitter and often attack women for being so picky. It's a natural reaction, though it's pretty irrational since guys here often talk about how hairloss makes them feel like genetic trash and inferior but then talk sh*t about women for doing what they are meant to do, which is select partners with the best genes... that's just how it goes, we are getting weeded out through natural selection and that's ok by me

You arent getting weeded out lawl. You're 6'5 and apparently at least decent looking in the face. You arent one of the incels

And i dont even criticize or insult the females here needlessly. I was just noting how pas casually says one can live without romantic intimacy.

 

[Exodus2011]

i spend my weekends at home, drawing comic strips about hairloss, that's not the definition of "socially adept". i do fine at work and i am tall, but besides that my life ain't no picnic which is evident by the fact i'm single, with no kids and will likely die that way (it doesn't phase me because i've made my peace with it)

Social adeptness dependent on how you do in social situations, not your hobbies

Also the latter point is probably cuz you have gotten significant amounts of relationship experience already. On top of that you are attractive so much easier to just live with your own self

 

[Exodus2011]

Hahahaha
@macaroni seems like you are too privilege too! lol at the incel elitism!

Lol its not a group you wanna be a part of

 

[CaptainForehead]

i spend my weekends at home, drawing comic strips about hairloss, that's not the definition of "socially adept". i do fine at work and i am tall, but besides that my life ain't no picnic which is evident by the fact i'm single, with no kids and will likely die that way (it doesn't phase me because i've made my peace with it)

Socially adept does not mean you have to be out on weekends.
You don't have to be a pornstar if you have a big member.

I inferred socially adept from your talent at verbally putting people down.

Regarding kids: that's your choice no? You could mate with a line of women if you so chose?

 

[CaptainForehead]

Hahahaha
@macaroni seems like you are too privilege too! lol at the incel elitism!

See, we make these comments to men too (and let's not forget Dante's comments to Bear). Gender is irrelevant. Except that females have privilege by default. Super ugly females excepted.

 

[CaptainForehead]

Don't underestimate my sense of elitism!
Seriously though, you want me out or what? Cause me I am aware we are not in the same situation, but hair loss do impact my life in a big way (my weight, my health, my private life) and I feel (felt?) safe here. Not playing the victim, but if you all could please aknowlegde you don't own the impact section and all female are actually not privilege.

If you left, which female would we tease/point out female privilege?
EL takes it too hard and we don't feel comfortable given her recent mental institution stays. Hairblues can get raging psychotic.

 

[Stanx22]

"We"?
You are a 6'5 socially adept talented MF'er.
You're like in the top 10% of males

6'5 ? Almost a 1' taller than me. I would be invisible standing next to him.

 

[Exodus2011]

Don't underestimate my sense of elitism!
Seriously though, you want me out or what? Cause me I am aware we are not in the same situation, but hair loss do impact my life in a big way (my weight, my health, my private life) and I feel (felt?) safe here. Not playing the victim, but if you all could please aknowlegde you don't own the impact section and all female are actually not privilege.

lol i don't want you to leave, i was just pointing out how your thought process is inapplicable to incels. i never said your hair loss didn't impact your life.

eh i just hate when people use the word incel or ugly lightly, it lessens the impact of them

 

[myusernamenow]

This one hits very close to home except I'm the monster and Jon is an unassuming, regular woman.

 

[Exodus2011]

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Too heavy handed, not as good as the others

 

[Roberto_72]

You don't have to be a pornstar if you have a big member

Yeah but you would be insane not to do it!

 

[Roberto_72]

lol i don't want you to leave, i was just pointing out how your thought process is inapplicable to incels. i never said your hair loss didn't impact your life.

eh i just hate when people use the word incel or ugly lightly, it lessens the impact of them

That is why I never caracterize myself as such!
You took my words the wrong way cause I meant the same as you: I do appreciate Cap a lot and I think he deserve to meet someone, I don't take sex lightly btw, I know I am lucky not to be ugly or obese.
Plus I do value personality. Generally speaking, I know you want to think otherwise cause bitterness, redpillness may give you strengh, this feeling that you see it from above, that you master the all scheme of it but true pessimism must accept the little positive that exist... and the fact I am not an incel does not mean I can not say something true about it, the same way the fact you are not a female does not mean you can not have opinions about it and express them.

Believe it or not, being successful with the opposite sex (or your own) does not change your self - perception almost at all if you don't like yourself.

You feel like a fraud.

You may think it is idiotic, but this is how the brain works. It is a bit as when people get rich with the lottery: they know they do not belong with the rich, so they get depressed and squander the money.

Of course being non - incel is better than being incel. But forget the idea that, as a balding person, you feel OK only because someone wants to be with you. You are still the same baldie.

 

[blackg]

I'm glad you pointed out that girls are also under a lot of pressure due to hairloss. Honestly guys they have it worse then us. I know some of u don't want to hear it but we can hit the gym and look presentable. Does that mean we can all slay chick's by hitting the gym? No...but girls can't just hot the gym and be presentable. You have to admit, much tougher and I feal for them for sure

I feel for the female hair loss sufferer too.
They are the true martyrs of this tragic disease.

 

[blackg]

Any similarities to persons living or dead are purely coincidental.

Hahha, great comment, Captain. Poetic licence is very broad.

 

[OldnBald]

I feel for the female hair loss sufferer too.
They are the true martyrs of this tragic disease.

Absolutely. I've dated a few, they had extensions, I'm sure toppik or something like it, possibly pieces weaved in, and they were otherwise good looking, but would freak if I touched their hair, virtually at all. Especially one of them.

Most people consider guys 30 plus to be lucky if they have a full head, most women are considered standard if they do. It's not even thought about. I remember one I was seeing stopped seeing me because of it, this was after I pulled her "hair" during, intimate times haha. Nothing came out or anything, although I'm sure it was close.

 

[blackg]

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Would bang.

 

[yetti]

Too heavy handed, not as good as the others

This is good constructive criticism, it would have been more effective if she just saw him, he smiled, and she turned away. No text necessary.

These cartoons are great though, you are so talented macaroni. I hope you consider trying to publish them somewhere. Or another strip that might have more mainstream appeal. You have the talent to do this full time for sure.

 

[EvilLocks]

EL takes it too hard and we don't feel comfortable given her recent mental institution stays

Don't worry, nobody on a forum will push me over the edge, I'm not that fragile and have been through worse than some guys on a hair loss forum giving me a hard time.
The thing is though, this forum has been some sort of a sanctuary for me, a safe place to talk, but it has been building up for a while with comments from a few people about female privilege and ''Chad'' directed at me especially, and yes - it's getting on my nerves, to the point where I've put several people on ignore (where they will remain).
It's not that I can't handle constructive criticism but these people talk like they know it all and also put words in my mouth. Truth is, they don't know what I've been through. Users like you and Exodus I can handle because you are nice and not judgmental, even though our opinions might be different. But some people I can not handle anymore. They know who they are and there is no point in them replying to this post as I will not see them. End of story

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Don't worry, nobody on a forum will push me over the edge, I'm not that fragile and have been through worse than some guys on a hair loss forum giving me a hard time.
The thing is though, this forum has been some sort of a sanctuary for me, a safe place to talk, but it has been building up for a while with comments from a few people about female privilege and ''Chad'' directed at me especially, and yes - it's getting on my nerves, to the point where I've put several people on ignore (where they will remain).
It's not that I can't handle constructive criticism but these people talk like they know it all and also put words in my mouth. Truth is, they don't know what I've been through. Users like you and Exodus I can handle because you are nice and not judgmental, even though our opinions might be different. But some people I can not handle anymore. They know who they are and there is no point in them replying to this post as I will not see them. End of story