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Has There Ever Been A More Dramatic Decline In Aesthstics?

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ZZmop said:
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Please photoshop more celebrities with diffused bird’s nests on their heads.

Russell Brand’s entire persona would be extinguished from the living world if he started Norwooding. Do non-balding men know just how close they are to having their entire conception of reality turned upside down?
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I've often thought that if Brand had looked like Louis CK then his flirty and sexual comedy style just wouldnt have worked.
 
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JohnsonDDG said:
I've often thought that if Brand had looked like Louis CK then his flirty and sexual comedy style just wouldnt have worked.
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Exactly. That he looks like a sex-pirate rock star allows him to base his act on overly personable, tactile bawdiness. He’s got that niche cornered well because most comedians don’t/can’t look like sex-pirate rock stars.
 
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NimuDash said:
Wut? WTF? This sounds f***** up

But well, big tits, hot chick asses gave me a boner since I was 5.
I had lots of java sex/strip poker games installed in my phone when I was 10.
No sh*t.

The best one:
When I was 11 I used to run to the only store in my village to buy a bubblegum which contained pictures of naked pornstar chicks. The cashier looked at me like a weird kid, since I ran to the store overly excited with a boner in my pants.
I even forced my mom to buy the bubblegum and she didn't know anything about those sexy stickers.
There were two types of bublegums one with DBZ stickers and with pornstar stickers, luckily my mom usually bought the second one.

What, did you all hit puberty when you were 15?
I'm starting to think that I was born as a hypersexual heterosexual.
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Interesting, where are you on Norwood scale?
 
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James Taylor looks spectacular for being 65

At that age cash kicks in too
 
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Stanx22 said:
I started watching p*rn since i was 9-10.
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You are lucky boy, lol. Till the age of 12 I thought girls have male genitals too. First time I saw a naked girl, my patterns were interrupted, brain refused to accept the reality of the situation and I didn't have anything else to do apart from falling into denialism. Knowledge I gained skimming through medical books helped me to confront denialism to some degree. Finally, all doubts disappeared at 13 when my schoolmate showed me a p**rn video. It was disgusting, but pleasantly fascinating at the same time, I must say...

Thanks to my conservative parents, sex-related subjects were always prohibited and punished in my family. I am sure it's impacted me in a negative way. There must be a strong positive correlation between proper sexual education and mental maturity.
 
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CopeLikeThePope said:
Edward Furlong does drugs and has the shittiest lifestile and still has a solid hairline, lol@this life.

If he lost weight and went to the gym he would still look good, what a jackass.
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imagine if he was losing hair and started using more drugs because of it, how the rest of him would look then.
 
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IdealForehead said:
Jesus Christ this f*****g Chad. Pretty boy mode is legit.

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She's cute as f***.

How can anyone screw up easy mode that badly? At least he had a few incredible years.

Also this is the most flattering adult pic I've seen of him from 2009 and it's true what someone said earlier - if he had got off drugs, eaten well, and not been so fat, he'd still be considered handsome I bet.

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Squandered potential. Still incredible hair in 2009. Just a bit of thinning now.
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what do you expect when you throw a kid so much money and fame so fast. Best for stardom to happen in your 30's
when you have some maturity and humility from hardships.
 
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You are lucky boy, lol. Till the age of 12 I thought girls have male genitals too. First time I saw a naked girl, my patterns were interrupted, brain refused to accept the reality of the situation and I didn't have anything else to do apart from falling into denialism. Knowledge I gained skimming through medical books helped me to confront denialism to some degree. Finally, all doubts disappeared at 13 when my schoolmate showed me a p*rn video. It was disgusting, but pleasantly fascinating at the same time, I must say...

Thanks to my conservative parents, sex-related subjects were always prohibited and punished in my family. I am sure it's impacted me in a negative way. There must be a strong positive correlation between proper sexual education and mental maturity.
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that is fucked up wth. are you incel ?
 
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return said:
yeah i mean think about it, most people in their 20s are still waiting for their "lives to start" so to speak, whether this thinking is misguided or not. but what if you life peaks before you get pubes? what do you have to look and work forward to?
also hollywood is a pedo ring and dan schneider probably fiddled his nuts while he was being cast
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buy a beach house, get married, pump a few babies out, start a second career......just off the top.
 
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