Holy sh*t could this be the holy grail???

[cuckthorn]

So I just read this interesting article. A 64 year old NW7 man living in a small village in Zambia somehow regrew a full head of dense hair by sucking emu dick while wearing crystals over his heart chakra. Could this have something to do with the 5ar enzyme regulation in hair follicles?

lol jk - the f*** is with everyone in here? Y'all are so serious.

 

[BurningCoals]

Did he take biotin too?

 

[cuckthorn]

Did he take biotin too?

Yes he shoved the biotin directly up his a s s More easily absorbed. Oh and that fancy light helmet. Don't forget that!