Honest truth about baldness said in a tv show. Fking wow

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but the cat died from exposure to topical minoxidil. And that, kids, is how we know that the substance kills cats.
Who care's if he died, the only thing people are interested about here is..................... did he maintain?
 

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Who care's if he died, the only thing people are interested here is did he maintain?

The Norwood with which you die is the Norwood which you keep in the afterlife. That's why the ancient Egyptians gave their pharaohs hair systems before they mummified them.
 

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Actually quite a good routine, shame Fallon interjected and changed the subject..........................maybe it was a sly timed misdirection to avoid himself being questioned about his own hair?
You are very observant. I noticed the same. I saw Fallon look very uncomfortable when he was talking about his hair loss. I think he was worried he was going to ask Fallon about his hair. I think Fallon is definitely doing something about his hair.
 

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"Better a Norwood Zero in the Inferno,
Than a Norwood Seven in Heaven."


- John Milton, Hairline Lost
Dr. O’Tar Norwood sure outlived everyone.
 

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The best of Aesop's fables is The Boy who cried Receding Hairline. It is a story about a boy who claims his hairline is receding over and over again on the hair loss forums, but it turns out each time it isn't and the members get frustrated. Then one day the boy sees that he has actually become a NW2 and then cries "Receding Hairline". But now the other members have gotten so tired of his antics and just say he has a mature hairline. The boy's hairline continues to recede and he cries "Receding Hairline" over and over again, but of no use and the forum members don't respond to his thread anymore, and the boy ends up becoming a NW7.

Some variations of the fable say that when the boy does become NW7 some members agree he might be receding a bit and so suggest taking biotin.
 

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Some variations of the fable say that when the boy does become NW7 some members agree he might be receding a bit and so suggest taking biotin.
Yes that's the shorter more concise softback version.

Its about when the boy goes to bed a NW1, then wakes up and looks in the Mirror and he's a NW7.

I think its called ''The Boy who cried WTF''
 

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The best of Aesop's fables is The Boy who cried Receding Hairline. It is a story about a boy who claims his hairline is receding over and over again on the hair loss forums, but it turns out each time it isn't and the members get frustrated. Then one day the boy sees that he has actually become a NW2 and then cries "Receding Hairline". But now the other members have gotten so tired of his antics and just say he has a mature hairline. The boy's hairline continues to recede and he cries "Receding Hairline" over and over again, but of no use and the forum members don't respond to his thread anymore, and the boy ends up becoming a NW7.

Some variations of the fable say that when the boy does become NW7 some members agree he might be receding a bit and so suggest taking biotin.

In one version, the boy gets diagnosed with BDD by a rhinoceros doctor, who then lobotomizes the boy with his horn, thus freeing him from his troubles.
 

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I love the shitposting level of you people.
And don't forget when these people love to constantly"take the piss" on each other as the Brits would say.
 

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Let's be honest if pigeon was heading to Norwood 6 in his early twenties he would be popping finasteride pills like they were tic-tacs.
 
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