How long is your penis?

Ian Curtis

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Oh man, this is weird...now ive read all posts, I was the only one that actually contributed. :smack:
 

ali777

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Now you are just trying to show off :smack:
 

Quantum Cat

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Ian Curtis said:
Oh man, this is weird...now ive read all posts, I was the only one that actually contributed. :smack:

well I said how long mine is. I guess no one else has the balls to answer honestly.... :innocent:
 

ali777

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Quantum Cat said:
[quote="Ian Curtis":4ie9pk1p]Oh man, this is weird...now ive read all posts, I was the only one that actually contributed. :smack:

well I said how long mine is. I guess no one else has the balls to answer honestly.... :innocent:[/quote:4ie9pk1p]

It's a well known fact that self-reported penis size statistics are skewed. The problem is, only the confident guys reply to those stats.

Likewise, I don't really have a problem telling you my size, because I'm content with it. But a few of the confident/content guys replying to this thread would be like the NW1-NW2 kids posting pics of their receding(?) hairlines. That's why I prefer not to tell.

CCS' posts always make me curious about my own body. There was a thread by a guy complaining that his hair transplant hairline was too low. CCS replied giving a few numbers. Apparently a decent hairline is supposed to be 5cm from the eyebrow line. My hairline is about 8-9cm.

He's been also banging on about the 15" biceps, I actually measured my biceps, just under 14".

I don't think the numbers are necessary. It's all in the head.... I have a very high hairline and ONLY 14" arms but I'm happy with what I have.
 

The Gardener

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casperz

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cuebald

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6" is mine, dead on average apparently.
What good is a big penis when my head is so bald no woman wants to see it?
 

PersonGuy

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cuebald said:
What good is a big penis when my head is so bald no woman wants to see it?

Cause if it were a solid 10" and you decorated it with glitter and sequins while letting it hang out, then no one would be able to pay attention the head on your shoulders.
 

Bryan

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All this reminds me of that wonderful old joke:

QUESTION -- Why are the women of America so confused about weights and measures??

ANSWER -- Because they've been told all their lives that THAT (holds up a hand with the familiar gesture showing the thumb and forefinger extended to a small distance) is 12 inches!! :)
 

Doug Douglas

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aussieavodart said:
ali777 said:
Does penis size matter?!


The real question is, does vaginal size matter?


Can't blame the guys totally in the event of a misfit. If she's got a buckethole then she deserves to take at LEAST 50% of the blame. Maybe more.

Word. Someone needed to say it. It's like that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm: sometimes she has a huge vagina.
 

CCS

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Mine is so long, I'm just too good for all the hotties, so I spend my time on politics instead of dating women who just are not good enough.
 

The Gardener

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CCS said:
Mine is so long, I'm just too good for all the hotties, so I spend my time on politics instead of dating women who just are not good enough.
Best CCS post ever.

Good for you... its great to hear a little swagger from you bro.
 

s.a.f

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Yeah but I wish CCS would get back to entertaining us all with updates of his social life instead of starting political threads.
 

CCS

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s.a.f said:
Yeah but I wish CCS would get back to entertaining us all with updates of his social life instead of starting political threads.

My social life? Well, I buy pizza for college students so they will listen to my political speeches. I actually get them all fired up and asking me what they can do to help me change the laws. A cheap way to get signature collectors. Not sure how many days they'd collect before they give up though. That is about it.
 

cuebald

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What pizza should I buy to get a 7.5 to talk to me CCS?
 

Flavio

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I couldn't care less about the size of my penis, but I am obsessed with the quality and hardness of my erections. Fortunately, there are A LOT of products that can help us with that (not just v****).
 
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