How would you commit seppuku if you wanted to?

[Butterbean Head]

brown ginger?
Do you get ginger brown men?

No, you could be the first..................and probably the worst.

 

[KevinEdEddEddy]

Assuming you become a cueball and have no way of getting back your hair and it's basically time for the rope?

Mine would be either taking a gun and shooting myself in a peaceful place where my body would never be found, or poisoning myself with ricin and dying on my bed. Honestly thinking about that is very comforting since it means that I can escape the Norwood Reaper by offing myself

What's your favorite suicide method?

Idk cueball is not the end of the world lol

 

[vondoom]

pathetic when people just do the talk...

 

[Hairful]

Man, you’re so damn sexually frustrated

sex is overrated anyway, not worth dying for.

 

[Oknow]

Man, you’re so damn sexually frustrated

sex is overrated anyway, not worth dying for.

it’s amazing tbh, had it last night , felt like apple pie

 

[Butterbean Head]

it’s amazing tbh, had it last night , felt like apple pie

Oh God, I hope you put a John on it.

We don't need more brown folk in this dimension.....

 

[Oknow]

Oh God, I hope you put a John on it.

We don't need more brown folk in this dimension.....

ginger pubes

 

[Butterbean Head]

ginger pubes

Gandhi pubes.

 

[Hairful]

it’s amazing tbh, had it last night , felt like apple pie

Of course it is. But so is buying a new house, buying a new car, getting cured from a nasty illness, getting a new haircut, fulfilling some dream or wish etc

Not worth dying for. And if you’re that desperate to die for sex, just marry some fugly girl. Your dick can’t feel the difference anyway and she will be grateful and appreciate you a lot.

I mean there are gays who stick it in men’s assholes and assholes are full of nasty germs and poop - no matter how much you scrub it - and get pleasure from it.

So yeah, the dick doesn’t know or care.

But maybe some people lives are really pathetic that sex is better than their life.

 

[Oknow]

Of course it is. But so is buying a new house, buying a new car, getting cured from a nasty illness, getting a new haircut, fulfilling some dream or wish etc

Not worth dying for. And if you’re that desperate to die for sex, just marry some fugly girl. Your dick can’t feel the difference anyway and she will be grateful and appreciate you a lot.

I mean there are gays who stick it in men’s assholes and assholes are full of nasty germs and poop - no matter how much you scrub it - and get pleasure from it.

So yeah, the dick doesn’t know or care.

But maybe some people lives are really pathetic that sex is better than their life.

OP can’t even get a fattie

 

[Butterbean Head]

OP can’t even get a fattie

Yeah, but how could you stay with a fat girl who'll say,

"Would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring"..............

 

[Oknow]

Yeah, but how could you stay with a fat girl who'll say,

"Would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring"..............

Onion ring

 

[Butterbean Head]

Onion ring

Ringworm........

 

[Caillou]

OP can’t even get a fattie

Why don't u come and wipe my *** Pajeet? I might let u take 3 extra showers this month if u do it well

 

[Oknow]

Why don't u come and wipe my *** Pajeet? I might let u take 3 extra showers this month if u do it well

grow a pair and stop being a whiny b**ch

 

[Oknow]

Why don't u come and wipe my *** Pajeet? I might let u take 3 extra showers this month if u do it well

you are not a character from Johnny darko

 

[Moz5x]

Yeah, but how could you stay with a fat girl who'll say,

"Would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring"..............

“She doesn’t care about anything”

 

[Butterbean Head]

“She doesn’t care about anything”

Neither do I

I often think about life and think about death

And neither one particularly appeals to me...........

 

[Jpw1999]

Neither do I

I often think about life and think about death

And neither one particularly appeals to me...........

Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

And I'm still ill.............