Hypothetical ~ If You Were To Find A Magic Lamp

[Goldee Lox]

and it granted you 3 wishes, what would yours be?

Hair loss related, because I know what every one of you fuckers would wish for first.

 

[Guzam]

You bet. Full, brown hair. Wavy-straight. I dream about having Trudeau's hair every day. It would change how I appear to the world.

It has become so important to me, that I can't think about anything else besides being young forever!!!

 

[kj6723]

1. Could take care of the hair wish by wishing to become a super maximized aesthetic version of yourself...takes care of hair and all aesthetic issues while allowing you to still retain your identity as you

2. Some kind of ridiculous power, i.e. telekinesis or something

3. Would have to make at least one wish something super selfless so that I could live with myself

 

[That Guy]

3. Would have to make at least one wish something super selfless so that I could live with myself

Genie's freedom, duh

 

[DoctorHouse]

My third wish would definitely be 3 more wishes. The first one would definitely be a time machine. Second: To be the best looking guy in the world for my entire life which would have to be a long one. Sorry nameless.

 

[hairblues]

the problem with wishes is they are never full proof.
always a negative loop hole in fine print aka The Monkeys Paw.
but for shits and giggles.

1.The power to time travel for remainder of my life.
2.look at what ever age i looked my optimal best.
3. immortality.

 

[barfacan]

I'd wish for a full head of THICK hair for myself. And NW7 for everyone on every hairloss board in existence. That will leave me with a lifetime of salty teared entertainment.

 

[hairblues]

I know mine seems selfish BUT

Being able to travel in Time i can go ahead in time--get the cure and share it with everyone.

I know the Sci-fi boys are going to tell me i cannot do this because i will cause a paradox or something fucked up int eh world but I will take the chance.

 

[Baldingat188]

- good hair
-
good health for myself and close family, let's say health until 90
-
become 6 ft tall

Honestly I can say if I had these things ( a reality for some) I would be far more happy with my life. Sure I would still have lots of other problems but compared to these I could deal with them.

For crazier wishes I'd wish for

-time travel, I want to see the dinosaurs
-flight
-never have to sleep

 

[pjhair]

Mine is pretty simple. Just restore my body as it was when I was 26. I would then be NW1 again and then I will never touch the drug that caused me hormonal issues that resulted in hair loss which I was genetically never supposed to have. I wouldn't wish for immortality that some people have desired because I wouldn't want to live when my loved ones are gone. That may change if the genie is also granting immortality to my loved ones.

 

[DoctorHouse]

the problem with wishes is they are never full proof.
always a negative loop hole in fine print aka The Monkeys Paw.
but for shits and giggles.

1.The power to time travel for remainder of my life.
2.look at what ever age i looked my optimal best.
3. immortality.

You and I think alike. I actually was going to use the word immortality in my second wish but I figured if this world went to hell, I sure would not want to be stuck in "hell" for an eternity. My wishes would never end because my third wish would always be for 3 more.

 

[F2005]

The thing with me is that I never really asked for anything besides my hair. I never even thought twice about sh*t like facial symmetry or bone structure nor did I ever compare myself (in terms of looks) to any other men. All I really wish for is to get my hair back, because I know that that is all it would take to transform my life for the better.

Although now that I peruse some of the previous posts, I can see that DoctorHouse is onto something regarding a time machine. To "know then what I know now" would be a very nice wish.

 

[pjhair]

You and I think alike. I actually was going to use the word immortality in my second wish but I figured if this world went to hell, I sure would not want to be stuck in "hell" for an eternity. My wishes would never end because my third wish would always be for 3 more.

I wonder if we would even want to live in heaven for eternity. In infinite time, we can also do things that give us pleasure potentially infinite times. Would that become boring after we have done it so many times? If yes, then it appears we may get infinitely bored, a situation which is immensely painful. Death in that scenario is a chance to get out of that misery. There is another alternative however. If we also have ability to wipe out our memories in heaven then we can just keep doing whatever gives us pleasure over and over again and just wipe out memories and start over once we get bored.

 

[hairblues]

You and I think alike. I actually was going to use the word immortality in my second wish but I figured if this world went to hell, I sure would not want to be stuck in "hell" for an eternity. My wishes would never end because my third wish would always be for 3 more.

True BUT with time travel you dont have to live to when the world ends you can go back and jump around

Few years in Roaring 20s, a few years visiting Gengis Kahn, a few years exploring some Roman orgies, spend some time with Da Vinci. Check out if Cleopatra was really all that.

 

[hairblues]

I wonder if we would even want to live in heaven for eternity. In infinite time, we can also do things that give us pleasure potentially infinite times. Would that become boring after we have done it so many times? If yes, then it appears we may get infinitely bored, a situation which is immensely painful. Death in that scenario is a chance to get out of that misery. There is another alternative however. If we also have ability to wipe out our memories in heaven then we can just keep doing whatever gives us pleasure over and over again and just wipe out memories and start over once we get bored.

Okay instead of immortality how about
Living until i decide i would prefer to die aka got bored.

 

[pjhair]

Okay instead of immortality how about
Living until i decide i would prefer to die aka got bored.

Now that's a smarter choice

 

[hairblues]

Now that's a smarter choice

yeah thats the thing wishes are tricky.

 

[Baldingat188]

An old freind of mine used to say be careful what you wish for ... guess he was onto something

 

[F2005]

True BUT with time travel you dont have to live to when the world ends you can go back and jump around

Few years in Roaring 20s, a few years visiting Gengis Kahn, a few years exploring some Roman orgies, spend some time with Da Vinci. Check out if Cleopatra was really all that.

This is actually a good point of view. To get a wish to experience a past decade. For me, I'd love to be 20 years old in 1980, so that I could live out all of those fabulous years of 80s hard rock in my 20's. To be in a band at the height of a decade where hard rock, metal, and big & long hair was most popular, and to witness bands like Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, and Warrant in their primes. This would be awesome! I've always said that I was born way too late.

 

[FootyStar]

I'd wish for:
1. All forms of hair loss to be eradicated from every human on the planet.
2. To be able to shapeshift into whatever/whoever I wanted.
3. The ability to control time.