Hypothetical ~ If You Were To Find A Magic Lamp

[GoldenMane]

1. Send a message back in time to my 18 year old self to start taking finasteride.
2. To discover a cure for hair loss, patent it and become rich. Let's say it's a virus that infects scalp tissues and modifies our DNA.
3. To all the worlds evil people in the world who profit from war, who treat animals cruelly, who abuse children - Eyeball cancer
All angles covered

 

[kj6723]

3. To have a kind of morally purified, 2.0 reboot of my first love who'll stay with me forever

I like this one DBW

makes me think of the first time a female I had genuine interest in reciprocated my feelings. Very surreal experience the first time this happened

 

[hellouser]

I'd wish for every fullhead to go complete NW6 bald.

 

[GoldenMane]

I'd wish for every fullhead to go complete NW6 bald.

Imagine if all the worlds hair loss was reversed. NW1<->6, NW2<->5, NW3<->4. How much would the world change? The entertainment industry would be utterly changed, nightclubs, fashion, politics, social media would be rocked to their core.

 

[hellouser]

Imagine if all the worlds hair loss was reversed. NW1<->6, NW2<->5, NW3<->4. How much would the world change? The entertainment industry would be utterly changed, nightclubs, fashion, politics, social media would be rocked to their core.

I wouldn't give a sh*t. Just tell them all to man up and gain some confidence.

 

[Massive]

Only 3 wishes?
1. For any >= NW1 that ever said "it's only hair!" to go straight to NW4 over the span of 12 months. Then to gradually go from NW4 to NW7 gradually in the span of 3 years.

I'll think of the 2 other remaining selfless wishes at another time.

 

[Goldee Lox]

I'd wish for every fullhead to go complete NW6 bald.

Such a savage, Hellouser.

 

[SmoothSailing]

I'd wish that I never got the wishes and go on with the miserable life I deserve...

Nah lol, all hairloss cured for everyone, stay youthful indefinitely, 7 inches taller.

 

[Baldingat188]

I'd wish for:
1. All forms of hair loss to be eradicated from every human on the planet.
2. To be able to shapeshift into whatever/whoever I wanted.
3. The ability to control time.

shapeshifting would be badass. I forgot about that one lol

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

1) Full head of hair

2)Becoming a tall, handsome 9/10 guy

3)Becoming the most powerful sorcerer in the world, with a sad frog-shaped magic staff.

If you get 2, you don't need 1. (Because you already have it in order to be 2).

 

[hairblues]

I like this one DBW

makes me think of the first time a female I had genuine interest in reciprocated my feelings. Very surreal experience the first time this happened

thats not good you never want to go back to someone who dumped you

its never the same they are always the person who ripped out your heart

 

[hairblues]

Only 3 wishes?
1. For any >= NW1 that ever said "it's only hair!" to go straight to NW4 over the span of 12 months. Then to gradually go from NW4 to NW7 gradually in the span of 3 years.

I'll think of the 2 other remaining selfless wishes at another time.

ONLY 3 wishes?
how many wishes you usually get you greedy guy? lol

 

[hairblues]

I'd wish for every fullhead to go complete NW6 bald.

what about all of us who now wished for our hair back? does that cover us as well?

 

[tellersquill]

1. To at the very least maintain my looks and hair.
2. To find happiness in my career and make enough money to live comfortably.
3. To find love that lasts a lifetime.

 

[EvilLocks]

and it granted you 3 wishes, what would yours be?

Hair loss related, because I know what every one of you fuckers would wish for first.

1. A full blown cure for hair loss, for all the sufferers on this forum. F-ck the rest of the world, I want us to be superior for once lol.
2. More energy in my daily life, hate being so low on energy all the time.
3. To have the 4+ years of my youth back that have been wasted due to hair loss, and make the most of them.

 

[kj6723]

thats not good you never want to go back to someone who dumped you

its never the same they are always the person who ripped out your heart

relax sista

can't I just take a moment to enjoy some good memories? it's not that serious

she did rip out my heart though lol. learned some cold life lessons

 

[rclark]

My wish would be WORLD PEACE.. (just kidding)..

Wish I would be a millionaire.

Wish PROSTITUTION was legal.

And of course, I was a FULL HEAD.

 

[FootyStar]

I think 3 is a bad idea.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Maybe I can only have it temporarily (eg for a week) and do things like kidnap hair loss treatment experts and technology from the far future and bring them into our time to make HEAPS of money (sorry Tsuji ).

 

[herehairhere]

You'd tell your 18yr old self to hop on finasteride and you'd legalize prostitution, while you could look and live like a Greek god, with a harem of the most beautiful women on the planet. Some pretty questionable choices in this thread to be honest.