i always thought johnny depp would go bald

[Wolf Pack]

What about tea-bag waxing?

Clean balls (daily) essential for any sexually active man if you're getting your balls drained/emptied/caressed etc, respect the poor lady though she'll be horny anyway at that stage and won't care much. If it's a prozzie don't matter Ginger ones should adorn the scrotal area like the mandible.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Clean balls (daily) essential for any sexually active man if you're getting your balls drained/emptied/caressed etc, respect the poor lady though she'll be horny anyway at that stage and won't care much. If it's a prozzie don't matter Ginger ones should adorn the scrotal area like the mandible.

Perhaps I should change my name to Scrotumhead.....................

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

if you're getting your balls drained/emptied/caressed etc, respect the poor lady though she'll be horny anyway at that stage and won't care much.

Respect is an absolute turnoff for women, true Chads know this.

 

[Wolf Pack]

Respect is an absolute turnoff for women, true Chads know this.

Self respect however (manscaping et al) is a turn on

Hairy balls gives the illusion of a moustache on her during those moments lol. There is p**rn dedicated to fat hairy old man as we know with a stunner, men eh and fetishes lmao

 

[Butterbean Head]

Self respect however (manscaping et al) is a turn on

Hairy balls gives the illusion of a moustache on her during those moments lol. There is p**rn dedicated to fat hairy old man as we know with a stunner, men eh and fetishes lmao

What about old, bald and emotionally cold men?

 

[Wolf Pack]

What about old, bald and emotionally cold men?

 

[Butterbean Head]

And you remind me of Sam Dingle from the WoolPack....................same hairline.

 

[Will Be an Egg in 5 years]

Did he have a Goatee?

Yeah. But also used Full Beard when he wanted to. He without beard is How he looked even younger.

 

[Butterbean Head]

I

Yeah. But also used Full Beard when he wanted to. He without beard is How he looked even younger.

I was ridiculed and hated when I had a Goatee.................same now when adorning the birds-nest.

 

[justinbieberscombover]

I

I was ridiculed and hated when I had a Goatee.................same now when adorning the birds-nest.

Don't you look like Tyson Fury? This is how I imagine you

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

Don't you look like Tyson Fury? This is how I imagine you

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[justinbieberscombover]

Where is DA BEARD

 

[Butterbean Head]

Don't you look like Tyson Fury? This is how I imagine you

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Yes I do.

Whilst working one late Saturday night in town unloading chairs, a female specimen came and said I look like Tyson Fury. She then looked at my sinewy arms and said you actually have muscle. I retorted I am also 11years older to which she replied I look 11years younger.

Due to my severe low-self esteem I then self-deprecated by saying he is taller than me though. She just mumbled and I said, "well, he is six nine and thus taller than everyone..................I am six three BTW.

 

[Butterbean Head]

That is what I WOULD look like clean-shaven.

Freddie Kruger.