I Cant Believe Its Possible To Not Have Premature Ejaculation

CopeForLife

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Sitting on hair loss forum and reading about someone's ejaculation problems, this is not how I wanted to spend my last day of early 20s, lol.

just realized I am 2 years away from being in "late 20-s"
 

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The problem is IM NOT DECIDING sh*t, im cumming too quick. If you can't satisfy a woman with a good f***:

1) You don't enjoy the experience
2) You are a cuck because someone else will satisfy her

When I was young i had the same problem man. The only thing that worked for me was to jack off twice the day we would meet, pop a v**** right before hanging out and have a couple drinks. (I am not a medical doctor or professional and this statement has not been reviewed by the FDA.)
 

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The more you edge during masturbation, the more you get it under control. However when you really only f*** escorts and don't have sex regularly its much harder to master.

We in Germany think of Angela Merkel if we are about to c*m. That also helps a lot.

That said... when i postpone my orgasm for more than two times i can't c*m anymore as long as i stay hard. Once i go flaccid and then hard it works again. A friend told me its the same for him, anyone experiences this?
 

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doctors prescribe lmicro doses of SSRi for people with pre mature ejaculation.


Its very effective

am i the only one who feels that escorts are depressing as hell? feels like such an empty encounter. It kills me on the inside.
 

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The more you edge during masturbation, the more you get it under control. However when you really only f*** escorts and don't have sex regularly its much harder to master.

We in Germany think of Angela Merkel if we are about to c*m. That also helps a lot.

That said... when i postpone my orgasm for more than two times i can't c*m anymore as long as i stay hard. Once i go flaccid and then hard it works again. A friend told me its the same for him, anyone experiences this?

Similiar here. If I can fight off body's desire to unload extremely quickly a couple of times I can potentially go for hours. But then if I don't c*m and we take break and start up again it will be over in like a minute or less ha.
 

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Don't you get blue balls when you do it for hours and then stop? When I do that my balls hurt so much I can barely walk.

I often get ridiculous blue balls even just sleeping with a girl after sex a few hours after I wake up.
 

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Don't you get blue balls when you do it for hours and then stop? When I do that my balls hurt so much I can barely walk.

Nah, just getting to smash is quite satisfying to me.

Blue balls is when girl is too drunk and passes out and you become the sexless innkeeper. Has happened twice. f*****g hell.

Or just last night. Met an 18 (!) year old at the club (running cap game of course), agreement was signed and we left to go to mine. She just wanted to go to Burger King first. Then she meets a group of friends there and is like I can't leave with you when all these people are here.

Brutal blue balls.
 

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Usually the pain goes away immediately after I ejaculate, I didn't know you can get blueballs after having sex, unless you don't ejaculate of course.

Too much semen production, also having a boner all night while asleep maybe.
 

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Nah, just getting to smash is quite satisfying to me.

Blue balls is when girl is too drunk and passes out and you become the sexless innkeeper. Has happened twice. f*****g hell.

Or just last night. Met an 18 (!) year old at the club (running cap game of course), agreement was signed and we left to go to mine. She just wanted to go to Burger King first. Then she meets a group of friends there and is like I can't leave with you when all these people are here.

Brutal blue balls.
wait agreement? nigguh you literally making her sign a piece of paper right there and then agreeing to sex?

dont blame ya but still. lmfao. just lol at how much women hate sex with ugly men
 

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wait agreement? nigguh you literally making her sign a piece of paper right there and then agreeing to sex?

dont blame ya but still. lmfao. just lol at how much women hate sex with ugly men

Haha no mate. Just figure of speech.

It basically is a contract that has to be agreed upon. Like she has to go clear it with her friend first, and then okay sure we can go to your place but we have to go to Burger King first.
 

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Nah, just getting to smash is quite satisfying to me.

Blue balls is when girl is too drunk and passes out and you become the sexless innkeeper. Has happened twice. f*****g hell.

Or just last night. Met an 18 (!) year old at the club (running cap game of course), agreement was signed and we left to go to mine. She just wanted to go to Burger King first. Then she meets a group of friends there and is like I can't leave with you when all these people are here.

Brutal blue balls.

What do you do when you need to take the cap off though? Do you get paranoid?
 

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What do you do when you need to take the cap off though? Do you get paranoid?

Well yes, Its by no means a great solution. And girls will often remove it at the club thinking they being oh so very funny.

But it does work. Dosen't really matter that it comes off when you're in the bedroom.

EDIT: If I was NW5 under the cap the shock factor would probably be too much yes.
 

SteveTabernack

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Youre lucky as hell you look good in a cap. I look stupid in them, everyday I must ponder whether to look bald or ridiculous with a cap, its tough bro.

Are you sure that's the case? I used to think so too with my big *** head. But it was just a matter of finding one that fits just right.

Also, I mostly wear my caps backwards like a fuckboy as to not hide the face away.
 

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Are you sure that's the case? I used to think so too with my big *** head. But it was just a matter of finding one that fits just right.

Also, I mostly wear my caps backwards like a fuckboy as to not hide the face away.

Your face must be 8+/10 to pull that off. Only teenagers or top-tier looks can pull off backwards cap without looking ridiculous.
 

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Don't you get blue balls when you do it for hours and then stop? When I do that my balls hurt so much I can barely walk.
Why did you choose a beautiful bald eagle as your avatar?
I need to know.
 

blackg

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Your face must be 8+/10 to pull that off. Only teenagers or top-tier looks can pull off backwards cap without looking ridiculous.
It doesn't hurt to try. Stop being so damn negative.
 

blackg

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there is nothing like "premature ejaculation"

this definition invented by cucks and women

man decides whenever he wants to come

lol @ counting seconds before ejaculate

cucks
I'm not surprised that you're the type of man that cums too early.
Just from reading your posts I can tell that you're a two minute noodle.
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blackg

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I mean it has bald in its name so me and it have a lot in common. Plus the imagery of a bald eagle on a hairloss forum is very poetic, I'm like a balder version of Shakespeare /s :D
Okay yeah, but the bird is not actually bald.. just a white tuft of hair around its face.
Nice poetry, I guess.
I also hope you're a proud American.
 
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