I Cured My Hairloss And You Can Too

[Rudiger]

I know I ignited this sh*t storm but let's not overlook a master post:

Guys let's stay on topic here. We have to start improving our personalities so that our hair will grow thicker. I have compiled a list of activities that will help do that to get us started. It's a lot of work but it will be worth it. Also, it would be great if someone could post activities that help us have sex more regularly with more attractive women and raise our intelligence while becoming more confident. If we all work together to figure out this problem i know we can come up with standard protocol that every balding man can follow to guarantee we all have super unique personalities.

Personality-maxxing Activities:

• Kiteflying - kiteflying is a unique activity that is likely to help offset the shitty personalities us balding people have. If you fly kites, you are likely a better person. Being a better person regrows hair so grab your kites gents, it's prime kite-flying weather out there!
• Pottery Making - making pottery is both a personality boost and functional because you can make pots and mugs that you can use at home. That also helps so when you have visitors they will marvel at the collection of handmade dishes, cups and vases that you made yourself. You will need a kiln because your oven won't get hot enough but you can also just make a fire pit and it will bake the pottery just as well and gives it a nice charred look which is very appealing.
• Writing poetry - poets are cool because they put their feelings on paper. This helps with personality maxxing because as men we are not expected to be in touch with our feelings. It's also really easy because it's just words on a paper and noone can question the authenticity of a poem because its about YOUR feelings. So write some sh*t down on some paper and when someone asks what you do for hobbies you can mention you write poetry on the side. Make sure you tell them you do it while drinking some bourbon so it feels more authentic and you get extra personality points.
• Vegan Cooking - nothing charms people more than a guy who can whip up an amazing vegan dishes, especially if that guy is not a vegan. The contrast is so strong that people inevitably scream out "holy f***, Jason is simultaneously clawing a paw-full of pulled pork into his mouth while delicately constructing the finest Kale Corn Quiche Gratin i've ever seen". You have to be careful with this activity though because it robs the room so much of personality points and makes everyone else look so boring by comparison that it can backfire. Is it risky? Yes. But this is about getting our hair back, so its time to pull out all the stops.
• Impersonations - this one is so easy it is almost like cheating. Impersonating famous people is a sure way to get the whole room to see how cultured and unique you are. It is better to consolidate all your impersonations into one block so you should cram as many impersonations one after the other as possible. Do a type of blitzkrieg impersonation marathon for your friends and they won't even know who the real you is after a while. This keeps them on their toes, and most importantly, wins you major personality points that will really help make a difference in regrowing your hair back.

And the effort that went into it.

Good stuff sir Mac.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

That's what I am talking about when I call you cruel... Why are you doing that? He never posted anything and even if he had it's not fine that you use it. We come here for a safe place. Wheither you think he is exagerating his baldness or not is not the problem.

I deleted it after 2 mins of posting it.

Its all been dealt with and I've pm'd him with an apology and I'm trying to understand why the pictures have been posted before online before I even posted it.

 

[Dante92]

@Roberto_72 @Wolf Pack

 

[sunchyme1]

@Roberto_72 @Wolf Pack

dante!!!!!!!

hows life in england man

you wana meet up next week and see the tennis?

 

[JohnsonDDG]

dante!!!!!!!

hows life in england man

you wana meet up next week and see the tennis?

Hasn't he blocked you again?

I wish he would block me

 

[sunchyme1]

Hasn't he blocked you again?

I wish he would block me

dantes on a mission to get you banned mate lol

hes a persistent little f****r

 

[Rudiger]

This is mad sh*t nikka

On the one hand it's possible Xander posted pics before and forgot, but Johnson generally seems a little sneaky (sorry just being honest) and may have acquired them.

And then the Dante thing woah! Plot twist.

I will say it's not remotely weird he "saved it" to his phone, it was more the way he wrote it. I have tons of pointless sh*t on my phone, it automatically saves anything.

Still this has been mad.

Good sh*t nikka.

Sorry to all involved who are hurt.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

I am sure you did not even saved pic of him, you just want to play him... Out of... cruelty

I've spoken to him via pm and I've given him my word that I will not share images of him online.

Both of us do not get on and have historically had fights on and off over the years, but I know he's a private guy and I have told him I wouldn't do that.

Anyway, this is the last post i'll make on the matter.

Side note:

I'm quitting the forum and gonna delete the account.

Maybe I'll re-join next year, but I need a break and I'm spending too much time here.

(I'll respond to all posts beyond this point via pm)

 

[hairblues]

Honestly I shouldnt have hair loss my hair was extremely dense when I was younger f***.

If I put my hand in the donor area I literally have 100% density

Good donor area is a good thing...I dont know if you are very defuse on crown though--that is tricky for hair transplant I think so be careful to do research on here if you decide to ever go that route...

Do you use Minoxidil? I am a pretty good responder with this.

Is finasteride helping you maintain?

 

[hairblues]

Who posted it. I'm not aware of it

I am on here A LOT and I don't ever remember your pics being posted on the forum.

Ask other regular posters because I dont recall that.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

I've spoken to him via pm and I've given him my word that I will not share images of him online.

Both of us do not get on and have historically had fights on and off over the years, but I know he's a private guy and I have told him I wouldn't do that.

Anyway, this is the last post i'll make on the matter.

Side note:

I'm quitting the forum and gonna delete the account.

Maybe I'll re-join next year, but I need a break and I'm spending too much time here.

(I'll respond to all posts beyond this point via pm)

 

[Rudiger]

Because you don't care about yours (and we know that is because you are not bad looking)

 

[Rudiger]

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Oh good lord post of the year.

 

[Rudiger]

I am on here A LOT and I don't ever remember your pics being posted on the forum.

Ask other regular posters because I dont recall that.

Uh, Johnson insists it happened and then disa-f*****g-pears?!!

Well this is why you seem sneaky. And all the username changes I mean just, why?!

You can say it's harmless and you didn't technically lie to anyone but your identity was an omission of truth.

Whatever Johnson I thought you're genuinely a good poster but all of the above means I think most people keep you at arm's length for some reason. You can claim you haven't done anything technically wrong and as far as I'm concerned you haven't, but that doesn't make it seem not shady.

 

[Medina]

The slayer has become the slayed !

Good luck @JohnsonDDG you'll be ok mate, you're only slightly less attractive than me

 

[hairblues]

Uh, Johnson insists it happened and then disa-f*****g-pears?!!

Well this is why you seem sneaky. And all the username changes I mean just, why?!

You can say it's harmless and you didn't technically lie to anyone but your identity was an omission of truth.

Whatever Johnson I thought you're genuinely a good poster but all of the above means I think most people keep you at arm's length for some reason. You can claim you haven't done anything technically wrong and as far as I'm concerned you haven't, but that doesn't make it seem not shady.

I personally don't recall seeing his photos on public forums.
I never saw his pics until he sent them to me in PM, he has sent to a lot of people in PM but I doubt anyone posted his pics... I think he might have posted his hair once but don't think his face.Thats my memory at least.

 

[Stash]

Guys i just came across this interesting study linking pedophelia with baldness that i think is relevant to everyone here. The study was conducted among prison inmates, where they measured the hair density of sex offenders and found that pedophiles had up to 73% less scalp density than other type of sex offenders. Researchers then followed these subjects over the course of 5 years and found that those with the most offenses, particularly those who committed offenses in the months of July and August, were more prone to accelerated Male Pattern Baldness. The results, they concluded, showed a statistically significant correlation between men who have sex with children and accelerated male pattern baldness.

here's the full study if you want to read it yourself: Regulation of Androgenetic Alopecia Among Sex Offenders in Inmate Population

I can't stress this enough; if you are have started to bald, it is really important that you not have sex with children - it will only accelerate your baldness. I repeat, having sex with children will worsen your hairloss condition, so don't do it. I know every time this is brought up someone brings up Michael Jackson, but it has been proven that he wore a wig, so if you are thinking of bringing up that argument, then stop right there. We have to look at the research objectively in order to see the bigger picture and make the right adjustments to our lifestyles. As far as i'm concerned, pedophilia is a no go if you are looking to regrow your hair.

Haha, this sh*t is hilarious, man!

 

[Rudiger]

Guys i just came across this interesting study linking pedophelia with baldness that i think is relevant to everyone here. The study was conducted among prison inmates, where they measured the hair density of sex offenders and found that pedophiles had up to 73% less scalp density than other type of sex offenders. Researchers then followed these subjects over the course of 5 years and found that those with the most offenses, particularly those who committed offenses in the months of July and August, were more prone to accelerated Male Pattern Baldness. The results, they concluded, showed a statistically significant correlation between men who have sex with children and accelerated male pattern baldness.

here's the full study if you want to read it yourself: Regulation of Androgenetic Alopecia Among Sex Offenders in Inmate Population

I can't stress this enough; if you are have started to bald, it is really important that you not have sex with children - it will only accelerate your baldness. I repeat, having sex with children will worsen your hairloss condition, so don't do it. I know every time this is brought up someone brings up Michael Jackson, but it has been proven that he wore a wig, so if you are thinking of bringing up that argument, then stop right there. We have to look at the research objectively in order to see the bigger picture and make the right adjustments to our lifestyles. As far as i'm concerned, pedophilia is a no go if you are looking to regrow your hair.

Ahh I've seen about this on Nightline, as the density decreases the brain releases kiddie fiddling endorphins to the pleasure vortex.

 

[InBeforeTheCure]

• Intelligence - There is a proven correlation between intelligence and baldness. Unlike popular assumptions, bald men are not more intelligent. Recent analysis of billionaire Elon Musk shows that the degree of intelligence is directly related to the amount of hair on the scalp. What this means is that intelligence drives the growth of hair follicles in the scalp, so that the smarter you are, the more hair you grow. This is because increased brain activity increases the temperature of the scalp, resulting in increased circulation and delivery of essential nutrients to the HFs. In my case, i was able to increase my IQ by reading a lot of wikipedia entries, and that has really helped my hairline and temple area grow in. If you see a drastic change in your hair for the worse, it is very likely that you have become dumber and you have to correct that by being smarter. This is within your control.

This is a spurious correlation. In fact, intelligence decreases hair growth. Consider the astonishing number of virgins among students at MIT. The reason you see a correlation between intelligence and hair is because intelligent men tend to make more money, men who make more money attract more women, and of course men who attract more women grow more hair. But as the classic study by Dickus et al. demonstrated, after accounting for money, this effect is erased and in fact reversed. Therefore, to maximize hair growth, I suggest watching plenty of reality TV and choosing a high-paying job that doesn't require much intelligence. For example, try being a model. You don't see many bald models, do you?

 

[Rudiger]