I have a suggestion for some members on this forum

[disfiguredyoungman]

On my second bottle of wine on a date

will get lucky tonight whilst OP masturbates

He'll think of you and your date while masturbating and you will think of him masturbating while shagging that slag.

 

[Caillou]

He'll think of you and your date while masturbating and you will think of him masturbating while shagging that slag.

I don't think an Indian f*****g a cow is what I'd like to fantasize about during a masturbation session

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

I don't think an Indian f*****g a cow is what I'd like to fantasize about during a masturbation session

You sure?

 

[Caillou]

You sure?

 

[Oknow]

On my 3rd bottle of wine

you are dumbasses

kissed her

cc @justinbieberscombover

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

On my 3rd bottle of wine

you are dumbasses

kissed her

cc @justinbieberscombover

Wait wait, so you're wining and dining out on some romantic soirée and meanwhile you're posting updates on here. Very postmodern

 

[UnLuckyLuciano]

On my 3rd bottle of wine

you are dumbasses

kissed her

cc @justinbieberscombover

if you're on the 3rd bottle of wine and you've only kissed her and posted on this forum I can see where this date is going.

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

On my 3rd bottle of wine

you are dumbasses

kissed her

cc @justinbieberscombover

Insane.You are living the life of a superstar.

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

How many of you are married? Probably none lol

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

How many of you are married? Probably none lol

Why would you make such a retarded financial cuck decision?

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

Why would you make such a retarded financial cuck decision?

Knew you would take the bait, puppetcel lol.

 

[Oknow]

Knew you would take the bait, puppetcel lol.

cope

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

cope

cope